Application
Application for Pokkuru (HunterxHunter)
Pokkuru, upon arriving in the sorting room, had absolutely no idea how to react. He was thankful for having regained his clothes. And, of course, escaping the lair of a chimera ant queen was always a plus. But, no matter what the reason, it is more than a little disconcerting to go from being chopped up by a pig-like creature wielding a butcher knife to alive and well inside a stone room. Nevertheless, it seems there is paperwork to do for this unexpected resurection, and, after using Gyo to make sure there are no nen traps around, he decides to do it.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? " Emmenthaler, because it tastes good."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? He took a few minutes to think this through, since he didn't know either of them. "Would it really matter? 'First' implies that you expect me to kill both of them anyway."
3. What time is it where you are? Yet another question he couldn't easily answer, but according to that chimera ant... "It's about three days since I last had the ability to check the time. Unless mutated insects measure time differently."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. "I-Huh!?" He turned red and moved on to the next question. He wouldn't even try to figure out an answer for that.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. " 'The Rainbow Archer'? " He resisted the urge to bang his head against a wall as soon as the words left his mouth. Dark and sinister wasn't his forte.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. "He should marry whichever one he wants to," Pokkuru shrugged "Or he could refuse them both and become a monk." That took care of mythology.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. "Aha! A semi-normal question!" He had no idea why that cheered him up so much, but it did. "Your paperwork is there because someone put it there. Find the person, and you find the reason for the paperwork."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. "Useless? I'm a pro-hunter! That's about as far as useless as you can get."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do." I have some poisons and antidotes in here." He took off his hat and put several bottles and vials on the table. "That's really all I have to offer at the moment."