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iam_beowulf in hogwarts_hocus

a belated White Day gift

Mar 18, 2008 01:13

Beowulf wasn't too clear on this whole White Day concept. Moreover, he had entirely lost track of time. One thing was certain: he knew what he liked. Tentacled monsters.

Via house-elf courier, a package of liquor-filled chocolates was delivered to Tako the octopus.

A note was attached:

MY NAME IS BEOWULF.
YOU ARE A MONSTER.Was it a threat or ( Read more... )

beowulf, tako, owl

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tako_time March 18 2008, 05:20:09 UTC

Ooooh, oooh! A gift! Tako had fans!

He'd even had this happen once before, so Tako knew what to do. Springing into action, he grabbed a publicity photo, smeared it with lipstick (because he didn't have lips) and sent it along with a thank-you note.

MY NAME IS TAKO
YOU ARE MY #1 FAN!

HUGS AND KISSES,

TAKO

He'd check later to see what kind of girl's name Beowulf was.

iam_beowulf March 18 2008, 05:31:57 UTC

Beowulf puzzled over this missive. He got Professor Wednesday to explain to him the curious rune of #. Then he wrote back.

NO, I AM A GEAT.
IT IS TRUE I AM #1.

tako_time March 18 2008, 05:37:35 UTC

It was only Tako's duty to help Beowulf out. He was a fan, after all.

NO, I AM A GREAT.

Fixed that for you! Remember, stay in school, Beowulf!

So maybe Beowulf wasn't a smoking hot chick. Tako always did enjoy inspiring his younger fans. Just think, a whole generation of cooks in the making!

iam_beowulf March 20 2008, 14:07:23 UTC

Beowulf agreed with Tako's evaluation, except that Tako had left out an important word.

YOU ARE RIGHT. I AM A GREAT GEAT!

I WILL STAY IN THIS SCHOOL.

He accompanied this with an artist's rendering of himself, to illustrate the point. (The artist was a talented house-elf.)

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