[Application] Konata Izumi, Lucky Star
[[OOC: Konata thinks this is a LARP. Hence, she might recognize some people (mainly manga/videogame), but just assumes they're REALLY GOOD cosplayers.]]
Not school, not home, not random city. It's a castle. Either she's dreaming or Konata (Kona-chan) is in an actual RPG. Great! 1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Certain things require certain cheeses. For pizza, it's gotta be mozzarella, for fondue, cheddar, for just a snack, I prefer Swiss, although sometimes I like to eat Gouda.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Eh, why waste time on them, not like I even watch them.
3. What time is it where you are?
Game time. What? It's always a good time to play games, unless you're watching anime or reading manga or doujinshi.
(If Kagami was here, she would have noted Konata's lack of homework mention)
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, please. Who wants to read old men doujinshi anyway. Now, if it is Sirius Black we're talking about, the best looking person to pair up with him would be Remus Lupin, and maybe James Potter if it's during their school days.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Why have a bar when you can have a cosplay cafe? But to name one, that's tricky. It should be a name that people would immediately associate with anime, and something everyone should know. Using something new and recent may be good, but there's no telling if the series will remain popular, so it's best to go with a long standing, well known-ah! "Cruel Angel's Thesis!"
(from Evangelion, btw)
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
what's wrong with a threesome?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Hehehe, you're probably Kagami who likes to do her homework first thing. Or you're like me and put off studying till the night before. Whatever works.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I know more about anime than you.
(Clearly she felt no need to elaborate further)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can play videogames with you. I'll beat you though. And I work at a cosplay cafe, so I could cosplay some other characters! Oh! And I brought my camera, to take pictures of the really good costumes here!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Konata Izumi__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Konata Izumi__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Konata Izumi__.
One day, marmalade boy will rule the world. __Konata Izumi__"
Not school, not home, not random city. It's a castle. Either she's dreaming or Konata (Kona-chan) is in an actual RPG. Great! 1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Certain things require certain cheeses. For pizza, it's gotta be mozzarella, for fondue, cheddar, for just a snack, I prefer Swiss, although sometimes I like to eat Gouda.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Eh, why waste time on them, not like I even watch them.
3. What time is it where you are?
Game time. What? It's always a good time to play games, unless you're watching anime or reading manga or doujinshi.
(If Kagami was here, she would have noted Konata's lack of homework mention)
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, please. Who wants to read old men doujinshi anyway. Now, if it is Sirius Black we're talking about, the best looking person to pair up with him would be Remus Lupin, and maybe James Potter if it's during their school days.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Why have a bar when you can have a cosplay cafe? But to name one, that's tricky. It should be a name that people would immediately associate with anime, and something everyone should know. Using something new and recent may be good, but there's no telling if the series will remain popular, so it's best to go with a long standing, well known-ah! "Cruel Angel's Thesis!"
(from Evangelion, btw)
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
what's wrong with a threesome?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Hehehe, you're probably Kagami who likes to do her homework first thing. Or you're like me and put off studying till the night before. Whatever works.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I know more about anime than you.
(Clearly she felt no need to elaborate further)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can play videogames with you. I'll beat you though. And I work at a cosplay cafe, so I could cosplay some other characters! Oh! And I brought my camera, to take pictures of the really good costumes here!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Konata Izumi__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Konata Izumi__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Konata Izumi__.
One day, marmalade boy will rule the world. __Konata Izumi__"