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Application: Leo (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Jan 11, 2008 12:03

Leo sat in the Sorting Room, staring at the application before him. He was completely mystified by it; from the discussions he'd been overhearing snippets of, it was for some kind of magic school. Now, the only sort of magic he knew anything about was alchemy, and even then his knowledge was limited, but he knew it was nothing he wanted anything to ( Read more... )

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mischief_fred January 12 2008, 02:55:41 UTC

Yay, more fun with Question 5B!

"Oh, all right, so it's okay if Harry messes around with George or me on the side, is it? But when it comes to settling down and being committed, that's a no-go?" Fred asked Leo after bounding into the Sorting Room.

Oh, yes, and he was wearing Tushless Trousers -- the successor to Headless Hats!

un_locket January 12 2008, 19:11:29 UTC

"No, that's not okay either!" Seeing only Fred's frontside, Leo had yet to notice the lack of tush in his trousers. "That's-- you're the Fred guy in this question?"

mischief_fred January 16 2008, 03:31:21 UTC

"In the flesh!" He did a 360 so Leo could see the cleverness of his double entendre.

un_locket January 16 2008, 23:17:08 UTC

Okay what. He quickly covered his eyes and waved his other hand in front of himself as if that would help dispel the image. "You're a sick person!"

mischief_fred January 16 2008, 23:21:04 UTC

"Well, I won't deny that, although I don't think missing buttocks is particularly deranged," Fred replied, nonplussed. "It would be far more perverse if my arse were revealed rather than simply not there, don't you think? Not that I'd be showing it to you anyway; I'm suffering from a terrible case of butt warts right now. Side effect of our Barfing Balm prototype, I'm afraid."

un_locket January 16 2008, 23:37:55 UTC

"It's still sick," Leo replied through gritted teeth. "Not the same way, but sick all the same."

mischief_fred January 17 2008, 00:44:56 UTC

"So what's your idea of a good time, then?" Fred demanded. This bloke had a stick up his arse the size of Lucius Malfoy's pimp cane.

un_locket January 17 2008, 00:48:50 UTC

"What's it matter to you, anyway?" Not quite the size of Lucius's pimp cane. Maybe only half that big.

mischief_fred January 17 2008, 00:52:16 UTC

"On a personal level, none, really." Fred held out his hands as though he had nothing to hide. "But remember, I'm the one voting for you. And I take my responsibilities very seriously!"

As if to underscore this, he reached into a pocket of his robes and pulled out a Farting Fancy. A quick chew, one firm swallow, and he let one rip.

"Nice one, eh?"

Now he was just trying to push buttons. But hey, it was all in the name of a good time!

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