App: DG, Tin Man
((This aired recently so I guess I should warn for spoilers, but it's based on the Wizard of Oz so, spoilers for that too? XD))
DG frowned curiously, this wasn't a room in the castle, it was a room in a castle yes. But not the one she was meant to be in. The one where she'd been not that long before. "Oh boy, where am I now." She looked around her. Make the best of the situation she guessed and found the sheet with questions on it and a quill. The quill moved, she wasn't really sure if it she was the one actually in control of it. But it certainly was writing what she said.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Oh..." She couldn't help a little confused laugh at the question. "Usually it's just the not cheese that I used to serve customers at the diner. But actual cheese I'm not really sure what my favourite is. Maybe I just need to eat more to find out."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Neither." She sounded very certain about that and wasn't going to discuss it any further.
3. What time is it where you are?
"I don't really know. I don't have my watch, not that it matters, always late somehow anyway."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"First off, I wouldn't. Ever. And second I don't even know who any those people of what the Order is, I've never heard of it before. And I'm pretty sure I got all my memories back."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Easy." She smiled. "The Grey Gale."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Why would you want me to pick something like that?" She frowned at the question on the paper. "I'm not picking someone for Harry, whoever that is. Surely they should be able to pick for themselves. Follow your heart. I forget who told me that. But heart is what is needed for the choice."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"You should just get rid of the desk. Or ask Glitch, he might know, well, if he were here."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Well... Saved the O.Z. and my family with the help of some very good friends, but that's a long story." She wasn't really up to telling right then. "I'm a princess too." Though she didn't really look like one so much dressed the way she was then.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
"Bribe?" She had to think about that and check in her pockets in her jacket. "I guess could work something out I mean if I can get home, I can fix things pretty well and I can draw pretty well."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____DG_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____DG_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____DG_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____DG_____"
DG frowned curiously, this wasn't a room in the castle, it was a room in a castle yes. But not the one she was meant to be in. The one where she'd been not that long before. "Oh boy, where am I now." She looked around her. Make the best of the situation she guessed and found the sheet with questions on it and a quill. The quill moved, she wasn't really sure if it she was the one actually in control of it. But it certainly was writing what she said.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Oh..." She couldn't help a little confused laugh at the question. "Usually it's just the not cheese that I used to serve customers at the diner. But actual cheese I'm not really sure what my favourite is. Maybe I just need to eat more to find out."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Neither." She sounded very certain about that and wasn't going to discuss it any further.
3. What time is it where you are?
"I don't really know. I don't have my watch, not that it matters, always late somehow anyway."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"First off, I wouldn't. Ever. And second I don't even know who any those people of what the Order is, I've never heard of it before. And I'm pretty sure I got all my memories back."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Easy." She smiled. "The Grey Gale."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Why would you want me to pick something like that?" She frowned at the question on the paper. "I'm not picking someone for Harry, whoever that is. Surely they should be able to pick for themselves. Follow your heart. I forget who told me that. But heart is what is needed for the choice."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"You should just get rid of the desk. Or ask Glitch, he might know, well, if he were here."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Well... Saved the O.Z. and my family with the help of some very good friends, but that's a long story." She wasn't really up to telling right then. "I'm a princess too." Though she didn't really look like one so much dressed the way she was then.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
"Bribe?" She had to think about that and check in her pockets in her jacket. "I guess could work something out I mean if I can get home, I can fix things pretty well and I can draw pretty well."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____DG_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____DG_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____DG_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____DG_____"