Application for Krampus

[ohnoitskrampus]

Krampus, Krampus the Movie

The grimy, goat-legged, goat-horned figure, stooped and swarthy, hobbled into the Sorting Room. “I know you're here, Boss!” he bellowed. “You can't hide forever!”

Comments

[ugly_old_hat]

"Is there an age limit to the children you punish?" the Hat asked. "Let's say that a thirty-five year old person was acting like a three-year-old with a tantrum. Would that count?" Not that the Hat honestly wanted anyone punished right now. But you couldn't blame it for being curious!

[ohnoitskrampus]

Grinning, Krampus shook his bundle of birch twigs. "If you act like a naughty child, as far as I'm concerned you are a naughty child."

[ugly_old_hat]

"And that's how it should be! Age ain't nothing but a number." It approximated a snapping motion with its straps.

[ohnoitskrampus]

"Age," Krampus groaned. "I'm older than the hills, but do I get any respect? No."

[ugly_old_hat]

"You should get respect! You hit people! That's real power right there. Therefore, you should be in a fitting House." And with that, the Hat made its proclamation.