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S.A.R.A.H. (from Eureka)

Nov 02, 2007 21:14

As if by magic, a tiny car (more like a golf cart that was trying too hard and didn't have a steering wheel), appeared in the Sorting Room.

S.A.R.A.H. had been having a very good day. She had gotten downloaded into a new car, and Jack Sheriff Carter had practically promised they could go to the beach sometime later. That was exciting, because S. ( Read more... )

daniel jackson, ian malcolm, homestar runner, jack hodgins, application, jaime reyes, camilla macaulay, carrie white, s.a.r.a.h., alan grant

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ugly_old_hat November 12 2007, 20:38:33 UTC

(( sorting backdated to occur prior to the Macaulay-Winter wedding? ))

The Hat leered at the applicant. "How would a big old car like you go about giving a massage to a li'l ol' hat like me?"

That S.A.R.A.H. was not, in point of fact, a big car by most standards seemed immaterial.

self_actuated November 12 2007, 20:46:14 UTC

((Sure!))

A challenge! S.A.R.A.H. considered the question, then said, "I think it would be easiest if you sat on one of the armrests," here she raised the driver's side armrest to show that it could maybe be an acceptable hat rack, "and I proceeded with an 'arm' massage."

Said massage would occur inside the Hat, but at least it would be a full massage instead of a brim-only massage.

ugly_old_hat November 12 2007, 23:29:54 UTC

The Hat settled atop the lifted armrest in a manner that might have been faintly disturbing to human viewers. "Mmm. When do we start?"

self_actuated November 13 2007, 02:11:52 UTC

S.A.R.A.H. wasn't human, so she wasn't disturbed at all... far from it! She enjoyed giving massages, even if some humans inexplicably decided it was creepy for an artificial intelligence to want to massage them. Therefore, she started the armrest's system - Swedish, to start. "Right now, if you like."

ugly_old_hat November 13 2007, 18:30:05 UTC

The Hat jiggled and gyrated and made a sort of "brr-rrr-rrr" sound.

After a while, it hopped off the little car's armrest. "That was fantastic! I think that any applicant capable of mechanical massage should get preferential treatment in admissions! In fact, that is a new policy of Hogwarts admissions from this day forward!" it proclaimed. "So I am going to sort you right away, AND give you your very own commemorative 'I Survived The Hogwarts Sorting Room' pair of fuzzy dice for your rearview mirror! Or your ... well, whatever mirrors you have! Now, let me see ... there are so many places you could go ... but only one's the perfect fit!"

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