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S.A.R.A.H. (from Eureka)

Nov 02, 2007 21:14

As if by magic, a tiny car (more like a golf cart that was trying too hard and didn't have a steering wheel), appeared in the Sorting Room.

S.A.R.A.H. had been having a very good day. She had gotten downloaded into a new car, and Jack Sheriff Carter had practically promised they could go to the beach sometime later. That was exciting, because S. ( Read more... )

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ian_ma1co1m November 3 2007, 05:19:50 UTC

Massages, did you say?

self_actuated November 3 2007, 05:28:11 UTC

Yes! I am programmed for shiatsu, Swedish, deep tissue, lomilomi, and simulated hot stone.

ian_ma1co1m November 3 2007, 05:30:17 UTC

What exactly do you use to massage with? Not your tires, surely?

self_actuated November 3 2007, 05:34:36 UTC

The seats in my car have all the necessary heating devices and implements. Normally, I am limited to neck, shoulders, and back, but my car is long enough to accomodate limited full-body massage by reclining the chairs.

ian_ma1co1m November 3 2007, 05:38:33 UTC

((Gaaah! Reposting from correct account!))

Well, neck shoulders and back are my problem areas. One more question though, very important. You've never worked on an island in Costa Rica, have you? Maybe with a nice green paint job?

self_actuated November 3 2007, 05:40:22 UTC

Never! I'm from the Pacific Northwest.

ian_ma1co1m November 3 2007, 05:46:03 UTC

Good to know. Say, do you have a self-contained power source? I mean, if, say, the local power grid were to be taken completely offline by, oh, say - heh heh - a bunch of rampaging dinosaurs, you wouldn't just stop dead in your tracks, would you?

self_actuated November 3 2007, 05:59:13 UTC

I have a clean and self-contained fusion battery with a functional lifespan of 150 years!

Are there dinosaurs? I have never seen dinosaurs! Were they a cloning experiment?

Vote: Gryffindor ian_ma1co1m November 3 2007, 06:02:42 UTC

Very good to know. Gryffindor.

Yes. Yes they were. And - be sure to put this in your databanks - it was a VERY BAD IDEA. I told them that, but did they listen? They did not.

Re: Vote: Gryffindor self_actuated November 3 2007, 06:06:19 UTC

It sounds like a bad idea! Cloning on that scale is illegal.

Re: Vote: Gryffindor ian_ma1co1m November 3 2007, 06:09:53 UTC

Illegal, and dangerous. Velociraptors? Not cute and cuddly, let me tell you.

Re: Vote: Gryffindor self_actuated November 3 2007, 06:13:45 UTC

I think it's probably the teeth and claws and carnivorous nature!

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