Owl Returnsdone_huntingSeptember 4 2007, 20:31:59 UTC
Dean,
Sure? It's going to be a week, at least. Rachel shoved a couple runs at me, and I found some suspicious activity up north of London I want to check out.
Are you kidding me? Have you seen the hut? And all of the pink? Uh, that freaking poltergeist from Chuck E. Cheese is looking pretty good right now, and you know how that ended, man.
Return owldone_huntingSeptember 4 2007, 21:03:14 UTC
Dean,
Chuck E Cheese, dude. Clowns. Or fat old guys in mouse uniforms. Whatever, they creep me the fuck out and you can just shut up.
Hey, you keep making fun of my car and not only are we taking it, I'm picking the music the whole trip. I'd drag you kicking and screaming into the current age of pop.
And I didn't name her. That's how she came. Just...shut up.
Yeah, but that one chick that kept bending over to pick the trash off the floors? Tell me she wasn't smokin'. Tell me she wasn't smokin'. Come on.
Dude, I can't help you picked up the smallest shitbucket between here and London. And pop music is the devil. Don't make me beat you with a stack of records or something, man, I will.
You couldn't have named it something cool? ...BESSIE?
Return owldone_huntingSeptember 4 2007, 21:32:41 UTC
Dean,
You're disgusting. And she so wasn't. The girl behind the register, though Can you go anywhere without finding someone's pants to take off?
I picked the car I could afford. Since I'm not really into felonies like credit card fraud. And she gets me where I need to go, so you can just shut up. Records? Okay there, grandpa. You know, maybe you shouldn't come with me - I think there's an age limit on hunting.
oh, yeah, I totally forgot about her, man Uh, no? Sometimes it's skirts? Hello.
Shut up, the car has nothing to do with felonies and it was Mom's and you know it. My baby is freakin' squeaky clean. You are so not comparing the Impala to THAT thing. And hahaha, hilarious. You know there's a height limit too, right? I think there's a reason I never see you and Bigfoot in the same place.
mar what the hell else would Betty. ...You know. Cuz she's black. ...Shut up, Ram Jam's a classic.
Return owldone_huntingSeptember 4 2007, 22:11:33 UTC
Dean,
Wow, okay, that's totally less disgusting. Except then you're just on to man-whore.
Dude, not your car and I know, like I haven't heard about that my whole life. I meant that in order to buy a car for myself I had to earn the money. You know, by working. Ever heard of it?
Hey, you know what they say about tall guys. First that I can totally step on you, stumpy, and second that I'm taller pretty much everywhere.
I...didn't know that. I wish ...Right. Betty is so much better than Bessie. Dude, at least my excuse is that the guy who'd owned it before was kind of a weird hick. You're just sad.
Shut up, I'm totally anot a manwhore. ...You're just jealous cuz I get more than you.
Uh, hey. School groundskeeper here, man. Don't mess. I totally work. And just cuz you had to work to get your car doesn't mean you should buy something from the used car lot. Duh.
...Dude, stop hitting on me. Just cuz you brag about how big it is doesn't mean I'm gonna do you. Seriously, man, they have twelve-step programs for incest. You can get help.
wish what don't be such a frigging girl Betty's totally better than Bessie, shut up. Those T's make all the difference. Impala = A MILLION TIMES GREATER THAN Shitbucket.
Hell freaking yes. I'm gonna explode if I don't get out, man.
Dean.
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Sure? It's going to be a week, at least. Rachel shoved a couple runs at me, and I found some suspicious activity up north of London I want to check out.
We can take my car.
-Sam
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Are you kidding me? Have you seen the hut? And all of the pink? Uh, that freaking poltergeist from Chuck E. Cheese is looking pretty good right now, and you know how that ended, man.
HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. Ha.
No.
Dean.
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Dude, you lost me at the clown reference. Is that a yes or a 'I'd rather be left behind in wedded bliss'?
Don't knock Bessie.
-Sam
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Clowns? The fuck? You so in love with those things that you have to mention them in every conversation? Dude, you need help.
HAHAHAHA YOU CALLED IT BESSIE. WHAT.
I can't believe you named your car a fat chick name.
Dean.
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Chuck E Cheese, dude. Clowns. Or fat old guys in mouse uniforms. Whatever, they creep me the fuck out and you can just shut up.
Hey, you keep making fun of my car and not only are we taking it, I'm picking the music the whole trip. I'd drag you kicking and screaming into the current age of pop.
And I didn't name her. That's how she came. Just...shut up.
-Sam
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Yeah, but that one chick that kept bending over to pick the trash off the floors? Tell me she wasn't smokin'. Tell me she wasn't smokin'. Come on.
Dude, I can't help you picked up the smallest shitbucket between here and London. And pop music is the devil. Don't make me beat you with a stack of records or something, man, I will.
You couldn't have named it something cool? ...BESSIE?
Dean.
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You're disgusting. And she so wasn't. The girl behind the register, though Can you go anywhere without finding someone's pants to take off?
I picked the car I could afford. Since I'm not really into felonies like credit card fraud. And she gets me where I need to go, so you can just shut up. Records? Okay there, grandpa. You know, maybe you shouldn't come with me - I think there's an age limit on hunting.
Oh, like your car? What's her name again?
-Sam
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oh, yeah, I totally forgot about her, man Uh, no? Sometimes it's skirts? Hello.
Shut up, the car has nothing to do with felonies and it was Mom's and you know it. My baby is freakin' squeaky clean. You are so not comparing the Impala to THAT thing. And hahaha, hilarious. You know there's a height limit too, right? I think there's a reason I never see you and Bigfoot in the same place.
mar what the hell else would Betty. ...You know. Cuz she's black. ...Shut up, Ram Jam's a classic.
Dean.
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Wow, okay, that's totally less disgusting. Except then you're just on to man-whore.
Dude, not your car and I know, like I haven't heard about that my whole life. I meant that in order to buy a car for myself I had to earn the money. You know, by working. Ever heard of it?
Hey, you know what they say about tall guys. First that I can totally step on you, stumpy, and second that I'm taller pretty much everywhere.
I...didn't know that. I wish ...Right. Betty is so much better than Bessie. Dude, at least my excuse is that the guy who'd owned it before was kind of a weird hick. You're just sad.
-Sam
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Shut up, I'm totally anot a manwhore. ...You're just jealous cuz I get more than you.
Uh, hey. School groundskeeper here, man. Don't mess. I totally work. And just cuz you had to work to get your car doesn't mean you should buy something from the used car lot. Duh.
...Dude, stop hitting on me. Just cuz you brag about how big it is doesn't mean I'm gonna do you. Seriously, man, they have twelve-step programs for incest. You can get help.
wish what don't be such a frigging girl Betty's totally better than Bessie, shut up. Those T's make all the difference. Impala = A MILLION TIMES GREATER THAN Shitbucket.
Dean.
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You're disgusting.
Forget it. You and your sick jokes aren't allowed in my car.
Perv.
-Sam
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Thank you \o/
Me and my sick jokes don't want in your crappy little car, man. Keep it to yourself.
Dean.
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Okay! :D
I'll be gone for a week. Possibly two. Don't overdose on pink, man. That's not good for the soul.
-Sam
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I will so shank you, I swear. Guest soap. PINK GUEST SOAP. DID YOU SEE THOSE SEAT COVERS SHE USED.
...Compromise. My car, your weirdo music? Please?
HALP
Dean.
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Aww, come on. The soap makes you smell so nice! And how do you not think that Betty looks pretty in those covers?
Fine. But you also don't eat any greasy crap with extra anything.
Yeah, like I'd leave you behind. Jerk.
-Sam
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