Francis dear,
I need your advice. Desperately. This is going to sound ridiculous -- because it is -- but that Hat has
married me to Richard. We have to live in a tent and there's only one bedroom. (It's a wizarding tent. They are bigger on the inside, and have rooms. Thank God at least for that. Without plumbing I'm sure I don't know what I'd do.)
Francis, how do you do this? How am I going to live like this? I can't bear it, and we've only been here an hour. Richard is off in the bedroom now, probably taking pills.
Love,
Camilla