The Toaster Oven and Pizza Bagels
Lunchtime at Hogwarts. Ryuuzaki was tapping away at a typewriter he was thing of donating to the Muggle Studies class. The room was relatively empty; no one was looking as of this moment...
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out!
A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Ryuuzaki ripped that paper out of the typewriter and decided to start again.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. In fact the weather was pleasant, and the dashing young detective known as L decided to walk out on the grounds. After a couple weeks at Hogwarts you start to feel like you are in one of those horrible realty TV shows. Or one of Misa's movies.
That is why this story isn't about the fine detective. It is a story of love, consequences, make-up shortages, and a couple gods with bad aim after one too many drinks at a party.
"Oh drat," L thought. "I haven't eaten anything in the last few minutes. I'm going to need more thinking power if I'm going to do this."
With that the baggy-eyed Hogwarts student walked back to Ravenclaw Tower leaving the typewriter in the main hall.
((OOC: So here anyone pop in. Write a paragraph. Write in the way your character would if s/he found a fanfiction about their school with them in it. Have fun!))