Vampires and the very, very gay men who love them (Closed RP, Sam and Jon)
(( Continued from here. Read at your own peril.))
Fortunately, as Sam and Jon left the Great Hall for their night of meaningless lust*, they happened to pass by the Room of Requirement, that wonderful piece of deus ex machina.
"Look, my portly lover!," Jon exclaimed, "A secluded chamber. I cannot wait the whole long walk to our quarters- lest I take you in the middle of the hall**, so let us stop here."
*Which they most certainly would regret in the morning, or whenever the spells wore off. Magic brownies were bitch like that.
**Much to the horror of any house elves that might pass by.
Fortunately, as Sam and Jon left the Great Hall for their night of meaningless lust*, they happened to pass by the Room of Requirement, that wonderful piece of deus ex machina.
"Look, my portly lover!," Jon exclaimed, "A secluded chamber. I cannot wait the whole long walk to our quarters- lest I take you in the middle of the hall**, so let us stop here."
*Which they most certainly would regret in the morning, or whenever the spells wore off. Magic brownies were bitch like that.
**Much to the horror of any house elves that might pass by.