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Hedwig Robinson, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

Jun 11, 2007 03:37

A slender, slightly-built woman staggered into the Sorting Room on high-heeled boots, emerging from a cloud of smoke, the kind a fog machine might make, stage-smoke. Wild eyes peered from garish pools of makeup, darting confused glances here and there. Hedwig Robinson tugged at the hems of her cutoffs and smoothed sweaty palms along her gleaming ( Read more... )

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lady_h3ath3r June 11 2007, 20:34:46 UTC

Charmed, Lady Heather gave a half-smile at Hedwig's application.

"I'll take the kiss, if you don't mind," she purred.

((Up for some hawt transvestite-on-dominatrix action? XD))

hedwigrobinson June 11 2007, 22:54:50 UTC

Hedwig wasn't used to that kind of attention from women, especially women like this one, who carried herself rather like Hedwig's Mutti. A little suspicious, but game, she steadied herself and with a few long strides had closed in.

"Give me some sugar," she cooed.

She was mindful of the woman's hands. She'd be ready to dodge if claws went for her eyes!

lady_h3ath3r June 11 2007, 23:04:49 UTC

((Reposting for pronoun gender, gaaah))

"You got it."

It was one hand, and it was going for the back of the neck to draw Hedwig down into kissing range. She leaned up and put her mouth to Hedwig's, and kissed her quite thoroughly before stepping away.

"Now that was a fine bribe," she purred. "What vote would you like me to give you, dear?"

hedwigrobinson June 11 2007, 23:43:07 UTC

(( Well, not like Hedwig is living stealth, what with performing songs about her botched sex change operation, though she hasn't treated Hogwarts to any of that ... yet. XD So I wouldn't quibble with the pronouns either way ))

Hedwig, no mean kisser herself, only hoped her lipstick hadn't been too badly smudged. Thankfully, her cosmetics case had just clattered through whatever portal she and then her wigs had been flung. She could do a few quick repairs if she needed.

"I grew up in East Berlin. Democracy does not come naturally to me." Hmm, did she still have all her band members' passports on her? "Vote, schmote, put me up wherever there's a soft bed and a softer touch."

Vote: Gryffindor lady_h3ath3r June 11 2007, 23:49:50 UTC

"Loved your Gryffindor answer. Very practical. So I think that will be my vote." She addressed the air around her. "Gryffindor."

Re: Vote: Gryffindor hedwigrobinson June 11 2007, 23:53:16 UTC

"Is there anything practical about love?" Hedwig sighed. "But thank you. What is a Gryffindor?"

Re: Vote: Gryffindor lady_h3ath3r June 12 2007, 00:02:17 UTC

"This is a boarding school - of sorts - and Gryffindor is one of the school's Houses. Ravenclaw, Slytherin and Hufflepuff are the others." She shrugged. "I'm new here myself, and the Sorting process to find you a House seems to me rather random. But as long as it works, no?"

Re: Vote: Gryffindor hedwigrobinson June 12 2007, 00:26:36 UTC

"A boarding school, hmm?" That certainly explained Ilse, She-Wolf of the S.S., here. They must go in for corporal punishment.

Re: Vote: Gryffindor lady_h3ath3r June 12 2007, 00:28:35 UTC

"So they tell me. So far it seems heavy on the boarding and light on the schooling, to me." She raised her hands. "There are teachers, but they don't hold classes every day. Things must get done around here, but I've yet to figure out how."

Re: Vote: Gryffindor hedwigrobinson June 12 2007, 00:52:59 UTC

Hedwig shrugged. "I can work with that. On the boards or on my back."

Re: Vote: Gryffindor lady_h3ath3r June 12 2007, 00:57:50 UTC

Heather chuckled. "I like that attitude. Welcome to Hogwarts, Hedwig."

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