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The Unpopping of the Kingslayer

Jun 05, 2007 01:05

((Approved by ASoIaF-muns who have had contact with Jaime!))

First, there was darkness.

( And then, there was butter... )

sidney reilly, henry winter, rp, jaime lannister, gregory house, brienne of tarth, cersei lannister, catelyn stark, tinky winky, unpopcorning, tyrion lannister

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ugly_imp June 7 2007, 04:00:55 UTC

Tyrion had been wandering the halls, looking for something to amuse himself, when the sound of an all-too familliar voice caught his attention.

He changed direction and sure enough came face to face with Jaime.

"Aha, sweet brother," he said jovially. "And how was it, being a popcorn kernel? I see you've managed to find your lapdog."

slayerofkings June 7 2007, 04:13:42 UTC

Jaime nearly said something to his little brother before his grin cracked his face open and he began to laugh uncontrollably, quite unable to speak.

ugly_imp June 7 2007, 04:44:48 UTC

"What?" Tyrion asked irritably. Then he scowled. "Who told you that story?"

slayerofkings June 7 2007, 04:47:55 UTC

"The wench," he managed to gasp between bouts of laughter.

ugly_imp June 7 2007, 04:56:30 UTC

"Hrmph." Tyrion vowed to himself that the wench would get heer comeuppence... Sooner rather than later. "Well, for your information," he added defensively, "Everything works just fine."

slayerofkings June 7 2007, 05:08:09 UTC

"Oh? Does wine come out when you piss now? Do you request that the whores bring crackers on their nightly visits?"

ugly_imp June 11 2007, 01:00:51 UTC

"Why the sudden interest in my cock, sweet brother?" Tyrion retorted. "Do you need to see it for yourself? Because, while I hate to disappoint you, that is not going to happen."

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