Application: Mr. Universe (Serenity)
((OOC: Okay, got my permission, so here we go!))
Mr. Universe stood up with a splitting headache and a confused look on his face. "Hey, wasn't I... dead?" He tried to shake the feeling off and looked around the room. He found a desk with a quill pen on it in the center of the floor and walked over to it. There was a piece of paper on it, and a quill pen. "Wow... low tech... where the hell am I?" The piece of paper seemed to be an application of some sort, so he sat down and started to fill it out.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not too fond of cheese, except when pizza, nachos, or quesadillas are involved.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Wow... well, I'm not that fond of doing any violence myself, so I don't think I'd kill either personally, but I wouldn't be too bothered if someone else killed them.
3. What time is it where you are?
*looks down at watch* a little before 7
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Excuse me, Order of the what? Also, I don't think I'd really want to sexually harass anyone, as I am happily married to Lenore, my "love-bot"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hmm... I'm not too fond of bars myself, not much with the whole being social thing, but I could see myself running a dance club. I’d call it the Ion Storm
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Um... this might be easier if i knew who any of them are. But, I think that Harry should choose whichever of them he likes better. It wouldn't be too great to be married to someone you can't get along with.
As far as backing that up, I’ll go with the myth of Hades and Persephone. Their marriage is utterly screwed up, because there isn’t any real love between them, they’d both be better off with other people..
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you're still working with paper; go electronic. There's no point in using paper, it just makes accumulates no matter how much of it you complete. It’s a waste of space.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, I can monitor any and all forms of electronic communication, and can easily affect any kinds of electronic records, so I think that's quite a useful skill.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Hmm... well, as I said, I monitor electronic communications and broadcasts, so I should be able to find them any of those sorts of things they may be looking for. I'm generally pretty good with electronics, but that's about it. Oh, and I can build robots.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Mr. U__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Mr. U__.
One day, The Alliance marmalade will rule the world. __Mr. U__"
Mr. Universe stood up with a splitting headache and a confused look on his face. "Hey, wasn't I... dead?" He tried to shake the feeling off and looked around the room. He found a desk with a quill pen on it in the center of the floor and walked over to it. There was a piece of paper on it, and a quill pen. "Wow... low tech... where the hell am I?" The piece of paper seemed to be an application of some sort, so he sat down and started to fill it out.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not too fond of cheese, except when pizza, nachos, or quesadillas are involved.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Wow... well, I'm not that fond of doing any violence myself, so I don't think I'd kill either personally, but I wouldn't be too bothered if someone else killed them.
3. What time is it where you are?
*looks down at watch* a little before 7
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Excuse me, Order of the what? Also, I don't think I'd really want to sexually harass anyone, as I am happily married to Lenore, my "love-bot"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hmm... I'm not too fond of bars myself, not much with the whole being social thing, but I could see myself running a dance club. I’d call it the Ion Storm
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Um... this might be easier if i knew who any of them are. But, I think that Harry should choose whichever of them he likes better. It wouldn't be too great to be married to someone you can't get along with.
As far as backing that up, I’ll go with the myth of Hades and Persephone. Their marriage is utterly screwed up, because there isn’t any real love between them, they’d both be better off with other people..
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you're still working with paper; go electronic. There's no point in using paper, it just makes accumulates no matter how much of it you complete. It’s a waste of space.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, I can monitor any and all forms of electronic communication, and can easily affect any kinds of electronic records, so I think that's quite a useful skill.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Hmm... well, as I said, I monitor electronic communications and broadcasts, so I should be able to find them any of those sorts of things they may be looking for. I'm generally pretty good with electronics, but that's about it. Oh, and I can build robots.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Mr. U__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Mr. U__.
One day, The Alliance marmalade will rule the world. __Mr. U__"