App: Arthur Dent, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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It took Arthur a few minutes to realise that it wasn't going back to normality. In fact, he wasn't on the Heart of Gold at all!
"Oh, it must be Thursday."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Well, I do like cheddar cheese, I mean, it's practically the national cheese, who wouldn't like it? But sometimes I also like to eat Stilton.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't think it matters now, now that I've left Earth. And they've both died before, when Earth was first destroyed.
3. What time is it where you are?
Honestly, I don't know. Could I please have a cup of tea?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ah, erm, I wouldn't. Really. I'd like to know a person first before doing anything of that sort. And I definately wouldn't do that with an already married person, otherwise I'd like to get to know Molly Weasley.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
What would I name my pub? 'Second Earth', I suppose. Or if I really wanted to confuse people, I'd name it 'Slartibarfast'. He was this chap I met. Helped build the Earth and it's replacement.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If he loves one more than the other, he should marry that one. If he loves them both equally.....damn, now I wish I had my hitchhiker's guide so I could see if there was a polygamous planet.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
The Infinite Improbability Drive turned your ship into a desk before reverting to normality? I'd expect it to do that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Um...well, I did help rescue a person. And I've saved someone from getting run over. And I can listen to Vogon poetry with no harm. And I stopped some mice from taking my brain.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'm afraid I don't really have anything to bribe you with. I guess you could have my bathrobe, but Ford would kill me if I gave away my towel. I could tell some stories about space travel, I suppose.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____AD________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___AD________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AD______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. I thought marmalade already ruled a planet_____AD________"
It took Arthur a few minutes to realise that it wasn't going back to normality. In fact, he wasn't on the Heart of Gold at all!
"Oh, it must be Thursday."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Well, I do like cheddar cheese, I mean, it's practically the national cheese, who wouldn't like it? But sometimes I also like to eat Stilton.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't think it matters now, now that I've left Earth. And they've both died before, when Earth was first destroyed.
3. What time is it where you are?
Honestly, I don't know. Could I please have a cup of tea?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Ah, erm, I wouldn't. Really. I'd like to know a person first before doing anything of that sort. And I definately wouldn't do that with an already married person, otherwise I'd like to get to know Molly Weasley.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
What would I name my pub? 'Second Earth', I suppose. Or if I really wanted to confuse people, I'd name it 'Slartibarfast'. He was this chap I met. Helped build the Earth and it's replacement.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If he loves one more than the other, he should marry that one. If he loves them both equally.....damn, now I wish I had my hitchhiker's guide so I could see if there was a polygamous planet.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
The Infinite Improbability Drive turned your ship into a desk before reverting to normality? I'd expect it to do that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Um...well, I did help rescue a person. And I've saved someone from getting run over. And I can listen to Vogon poetry with no harm. And I stopped some mice from taking my brain.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'm afraid I don't really have anything to bribe you with. I guess you could have my bathrobe, but Ford would kill me if I gave away my towel. I could tell some stories about space travel, I suppose.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____AD________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___AD________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____AD______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. I thought marmalade already ruled a planet_____AD________"