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Application for Blythe House from House, M.D.

May 31, 2007 21:09

Blythe House remembered ushering John onto his train, tuning out his usual complaints about how trains were too slow and how some idiot was going to do some such thing that would surely make him late. She remembered turning away from the distinctly normal-looking Amtrak train and having the idea to go to the market to buy herself some vegetables ( Read more... )

blythe house, charles foster ofdensen, geoffrey tennant, john house, damien thorn, mathayus, tako, application, the old man, bert the chimney sweep, gregory house, pufnstuf, yellow-eyed demon, tinky winky, sandra bennet

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tako_time June 1 2007, 07:09:30 UTC

"Oh, hello!" An octopus in a bucket hopped into the Sorting Room.

"I saw this movie where a woman was examined by several tentacles. I thought it was odd, but she seemed to enjoy it. Would you like me to offer my services?"

hidden_house June 2 2007, 01:43:46 UTC

Blythe blinked, pursing her lips and watched the octopus in the bucket as it entered the room and offered to examine her.

"If I told you I've eaten your cousins for dinner, would you go away?"

She was too shocked that an octopus seemed to be sexually harassing her to stop herself from saying the first thing that came to mind. Usually, she kept such thoughts to herself, but...

tako_time June 3 2007, 07:00:37 UTC

"Oh no, I've got plenty of them!" Tako said, waving a tentacle dismissively. "Being a chef can make it a bit awkward at the family reunion, but once everyone remembers how rich and handsome and famous I am, they can't help but hang around me." Having no eyelashes to flutter, Tako settled for fluttering his eyelids. The effect was somewhat disturbing.

hidden_house June 3 2007, 15:19:49 UTC

"I'll keep that in mind," Blythe muttered, raising an uneasy eyebrow in the eight-legged creature's direction. In a lower voice she said, "It's nice to know you'll sacrifice your family members at a moment's notice. Congratulations on proving that money will make anyone do anything."

tako_time June 5 2007, 05:20:28 UTC

Tako could hear amazingly well for a cephalopod. "Oh, that only counts if your family members had value in the first place!" Tako said.

hidden_house June 5 2007, 05:36:44 UTC

Blythe felt her eyes narrow and had to physically resist the urge to back away. "You...your family doesn't have value in your eyes?"

Faintly she realized she was frowning, that she was a dull, shocked sort of angry. "They mean nothing?"

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