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Return duck, heavily warded, charmed to turn into a movie poster from Pretty Woman for anyone else lilypotter60 May 30 2007, 05:06:43 UTC
Brienne ~

Um... Right. Julia Roberts is a Muggle American film star. She's very beautiful, even if her mouth is a bit odd. And some people use famous people to help them decide what to wear or what makeup to use. I never really understood it. (Except I am completely in love with Lindsay Lohan's 'brunette' look. I don't think I could pull it off, though.)

And Muggles use something called 'tweezers'. But we Witches have a simple potion. I have some brewed I can send you, if you like?

Mind if I ask what brings all this on?

~ Lily

(Mr. Quackers is also carrying several issues of People magazine.)

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Return duck, heavily warded maid_brienne May 30 2007, 07:38:18 UTC
Lily,

Thank you for the explanation and the reading material. Looking through this People magazine, I am wondering when the people in the pictures actually eat.

Actually, I met someone today who said I needed a makeover. She said I didn't dress like a slut, which was how Julia Roberts came into the conversation. She wants to take me shopping and give me something called a makeover. I don't know why she cares, because dressing a cow up in silk still only makes it a cow dressed in silk.

Brienne

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Return duck, heavily warded, hexed to turn into a pair of tweezers & take out anyone else's eyebrows lilypotter60 May 30 2007, 11:51:30 UTC
Brienne ~

It seems never. Kind of disgusting and not at all what most blokes enjoy, in my experience. Which...isn't very vast, to be honest, but still.

Ah. Well, I don't think you'd be amiss going on a shopping outing, perhaps getting a haircut; but then again, I could use the same thing right about now. I'm fairly certain dressing like a slut is not the goal, though. Er, perhaps, if you like...maybe I could come along? You know, to give you a second opinion? Besides, it's been far too long since I've been shopping for anything but potions ingredients and books. You're anything but a cow and you'd look lovely in silk.

~ Lily

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Return duck, warded maid_brienne May 31 2007, 07:50:50 UTC
Lily,

That's comforting. I'm glad those women aren't really representative of real life.

As for a shopping trip, I suppose I really do need some new things. But the woman I encountered, quite frankly, scares me. I would just as soon not encounter her again.

Brienne

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last_akkadian May 30 2007, 11:26:09 UTC
Brienne,

Sure. I'm not doing anything. Sparring sounds good. Where and when?

Nothing about you is ugly.

Mathayus

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Return owl, lightly warded maid_brienne May 31 2007, 07:12:40 UTC
Mathayus,

Excellent. Shall I come by your common room tomorrow morning then?

Brienne

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Re: Return owl, lightly warded last_akkadian May 31 2007, 12:12:40 UTC
Brienne,

I'll be there.

Mathayus

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