Cheese and crackers, pumpkin pasties, cauldron cakes, and pies and tarts of at least a dozen varieties were laid out by house-elves along the sides of the Staff Room. And when all the staff had assembled in the chairs provided (a short chair was even provided for the Easter Bunny), Kahnooloo leapt up onto a desk at the front of the classroom and
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Reclining back on the chair, the Easter Bunny promptly helped himself to the food that was nearest to him. It was probably rude to climb all over the table to reach the further plates. He wasn't entirely sure if he actually needed a wand, but it might be a good idea, anyway.
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As a TA, he figured he had every right to be at the staff meeting. Plus, professor chicks were hot.
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Over the top of the paper, he glanced from Santa to Dumbledore, and smirked slightly. "Old man? Bitch, you two could be brothers."
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"So glad you could join us, gentlemen," he beamed. "The party would be not half so bitchtastic without you."
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He still didn't really pay attention, though, especially because he'd just found a fascinating article in the newspaper. Something about a bunch of hungry lions accidentally getting free from a zoo - the Easter Bunny was too busy eagerly scanning he article in hopes of a casualty and death count. Santa's remark earned him an angry twitch of the Easter Bunny's ears, and a paw to the shoulder.
"Bitch, what'd I tell you about talking to strangers?" He muttered. "Especially ones who give you candy. Do you wanna end up all drugged and in the back of some dudes car? Pagans, dude. Get with it."
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Looking over at Dumbledore, Santa smirked. "Oh, I bet you could work it if you wanted to, grandpa." Straightening up, he looked over at the Easter Bunny. "Give me the comics, you selfish bastard. And stop pretending like you can read. We all know you're just looking for pictures to wack off to. The article on the zoo opening is in the next section."
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He then glanced up at Santa, and narrowed his eyes slightly. "What kind of fashion is that? I didn't even know there was such a thing as beard-fashion. Is that what happened when you're so ugly that you have to take pride in random clumps of hair? Ew."
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