Staff Meeting

[kahnooloo]

Cheese and crackers, pumpkin pasties, cauldron cakes, and pies and tarts of at least a dozen varieties were laid out by house-elves along the sides of the Staff Room. And when all the staff had assembled in the chairs provided (a short chair was even provided for the Easter Bunny), Kahnooloo leapt up onto a desk at the front of the classroom and

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[tourettesbunny]

Having quickly assumed that the short chair was indeed for him (unless there were any midgets around, that is), that Easter Bunny had arrived on time and had spent a few minutes eyeing up the Headmistress. He'd thought Furbies had gone out of fashion. Did kids even know what they were anymore?

Reclining back on the chair, the Easter Bunny promptly helped himself to the food that was nearest to him. It was probably rude to climb all over the table to reach the further plates. He wasn't entirely sure if he actually needed a wand, but it might be a good idea, anyway.

[fullofjelly]

Plopping down in the chair next to the rabbit, Santa reached over the Easter Bunny to snatch up a plate of assorted pastries. "What'd I miss?" he mumbled around a mouthful of cookie. "Fucking old man blathered on, I stopped listening halfway through."

As a TA, he figured he had every right to be at the staff meeting. Plus, professor chicks were hot.

[tourettesbunny]

"Absolutely fucking nothing," the Easter Bunny replied irritably, spreading out the newspaper he'd brought along to entertain himself. Of course, he made a huge deal out of rustling the papers in the loudest way possible.

Over the top of the paper, he glanced from Santa to Dumbledore, and smirked slightly. "Old man? Bitch, you two could be brothers."

[lemondrop_party]

The aforementioned old man, having keen ears and a keen sense of humor to match, felt it incumbent upon himself to join the conversation at this juncture.

"So glad you could join us, gentlemen," he beamed. "The party would be not half so bitchtastic without you."

[fullofjelly]

Huh. Well, there was no way Old Dude With Weird Ponytail Beard (as Santa had named him in his mind (or ODWWPB for short) (sure, he knew his name - knew all fourteen or so of them, in point of fact - but when you knew everyone's name, it started to get old and you had to think of ways to amuse yourself)) was Santa's brother - as Santa was way more attractive and his dick was most definitely longer (hey, if he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake, he totally saw your morning wood) (not a happy sight in most cases). But he wasn't nearly so boring when he wasn't droning on about shit and the like

[tourettesbunny]

The use of the word 'bitchtastic' instantly earned Dumbledore a point of respect in the Easter Bunny's book. C'mon, old dudes who used words like that were totally bitchin'.

He still didn't really pay attention, though, especially because he'd just found a fascinating article in the newspaper. Something about a bunch of hungry lions accidentally getting free from a zoo - the Easter Bunny was too busy eagerly scanning he article in hopes of a casualty and death count. Santa's remark earned him an angry twitch of the Easter Bunny's ears, and a paw to the shoulder.

"Bitch, what'd I tell you about talking to strangers?" He muttered. "Especially ones who give you candy. Do you wanna end up all drugged and in the back of some dudes car? Pagans, dude. Get with it."

[lemondrop_party]

Dumbledore chuckled heartily. One might indeed believe him a relation of Santa's from the sound. "I know very well I cannot supply the kind of 'candy' the two of you prefer. I have never been ready for that jelly."

[fullofjelly]

"I like candy," Santa grumbled into his beard, picking up another cookie. Cookies will never give you love, Santa!

Looking over at Dumbledore, Santa smirked. "Oh, I bet you could work it if you wanted to, grandpa." Straightening up, he looked over at the Easter Bunny. "Give me the comics, you selfish bastard. And stop pretending like you can read. We all know you're just looking for pictures to wack off to. The article on the zoo opening is in the next section."

[tourettesbunny]

Scowling heartily, the Easter Bunny handed Santa a section of the newspaper - not the comics sections, the advertisement section. "Plenty of woman wanting to hook up with anybody in there, bitch. Have fun."

He then glanced up at Santa, and narrowed his eyes slightly. "What kind of fashion is that? I didn't even know there was such a thing as beard-fashion. Is that what happened when you're so ugly that you have to take pride in random clumps of hair? Ew."