Application for Mendoza, Kage Baker's Company series
Application for Mendoza, Kage Baker's Company series
((OOC note: to make her less spoilery, and other reasons that'd be spoilery if I mentioned them, I'm playing her from right after the events of MENDOZA IN HOLLYWOOD.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? When you really think about it, cheese is a pretty revolting thing to eat. Secretions of another mammal's modified sweat glands, left to curdle and seethe with bacteria... still, I like Cheshire as long as I don't think too much about when I first tried it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I'm... not allowed to kill anyone without orders. That's what... well, it's not a good idea.
3. What time is it where you are?
That's a sick joke of a question if I ever heard one. Time? I have nothing but time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Now, that's a pretty disgusting question. Really.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Utopia... that literally means "no place", you know. Mortals aren't always stupid monkeys.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why should I care? They're all just going to die anyway.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
That's one of the good things about being a field operative; I've never really had to deal with paperwork. That's a Facilitator's headache, not mine.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I've always well, with two little exceptions been a good little hardworking machine. God, I sound like Joseph. It's true, though. I'm a damned good botanist, and never happier than when I'm working... but then, they program us that way.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Bribe?
Well, I have some maize cultivars and a few samples of teosinte. Nothing most people would get excited over, I'm sure. And I have a few bars of theobromos.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____M_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____M______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ______M_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______M_______
((OOC note: to make her less spoilery, and other reasons that'd be spoilery if I mentioned them, I'm playing her from right after the events of MENDOZA IN HOLLYWOOD.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? When you really think about it, cheese is a pretty revolting thing to eat. Secretions of another mammal's modified sweat glands, left to curdle and seethe with bacteria... still, I like Cheshire as long as I don't think too much about when I first tried it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I'm... not allowed to kill anyone without orders. That's what... well, it's not a good idea.
3. What time is it where you are?
That's a sick joke of a question if I ever heard one. Time? I have nothing but time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Now, that's a pretty disgusting question. Really.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Utopia... that literally means "no place", you know. Mortals aren't always stupid monkeys.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why should I care? They're all just going to die anyway.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
That's one of the good things about being a field operative; I've never really had to deal with paperwork. That's a Facilitator's headache, not mine.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I've always well, with two little exceptions been a good little hardworking machine. God, I sound like Joseph. It's true, though. I'm a damned good botanist, and never happier than when I'm working... but then, they program us that way.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Bribe?
Well, I have some maize cultivars and a few samples of teosinte. Nothing most people would get excited over, I'm sure. And I have a few bars of theobromos.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____M_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____M______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ______M_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______M_______