Application - Marla Singer, from 'Fight Club'

[jacks_tumor]

((God, oh God, stop me, really. Nine characters. I'm in for it. For reference, I'm playing a combination of movie and book!Marla, just because they both have their own kind of batshit insane tendencies. This is also Marla before, you know, insert large spoiler here at the end of Fight Club, so Captain Blankity Blank is not dead, in her eyes. She's

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[lady_thujone]

You seem stressed, sweetheart. Wouldn't you like a drink?

[jacks_tumor]

Marla let out a weird sort of scoffing laugh, sounding bemused. "Would I? What've you got?"

[lady_thujone]

Absinthe, of course. How better to welcome someone?

[jacks_tumor]

Oh, grin. "Absinthe?" Nice. "I like your style, hun, what'd you say your name was again?"

[lady_thujone]

La Fee Verte, darling. You do know the proper way to drink it, yes?

[jacks_tumor]

"Naturally," she replied with a quirk of a grin. "Do you offer absinthe to every person who shows up in this place? Or just the ones who seem a little pissed off in general?"

[lady_thujone]

Only the ones who'd appreciate it, dearie. And do try this. *offers a bottle of Love in the Asylum

[jacks_tumor]

Ooh, free samples. Awesome. Marla raised an eyebrow towards the bottle, rolling it over in her fingers with a sort of curiosity. "Perfume or something?"

[lady_thujone]

Perfume, indeed. And the first taste is always free.

[jacks_tumor]

"Well, in that case, I suppose I should thank you or something," she remarked, but didn't actually thank her, of course, just sort of took a delicate sniff and had the decency to at least look impressed. "Zesty. I like."

[lady_thujone]

You'll be coming to see me, then, at the Little Green Apple? We have all sorts of treats there.

[jacks_tumor]

"If there's more things like this?" she commented with a halfway-impressed look. "Can bet your ass."

Vote: Slytherin

[lady_thujone]

We'll just have to put you in Slytherin, then, to make it all lovely and convenient.

[jacks_tumor]

Slytherin sounded... snake-like. She could deal with that. "Well, I suppose we must. I hope this place is going to be dreadfully obvious once I'm in this Slytherin place, yeah?" she asked. "Not exactly one for searching."

[lady_thujone]

Oh, we're easy to find.

[jacks_tumor]

"Fantastic," Marla remarked with a grin.