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Application: The Cheat (Homestar Runner)

Apr 05, 2007 16:53

((The Cheat's application has been cleared with the other HSR-muns. And with the general population of Strongbadia (though the Tire was a hold out. Pesky Tire.) Also, the italicized portions of the app are what The Cheat is actually saying. The parenthesized parts are the translation. It is up to you if your char understands The Cheat or not ( Read more... )

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ostianespionage April 6 2007, 00:34:27 UTC

*Matthew looks quizzically at the Cheat. Well, well, what have we here? No, seriously, what is this guy? He approaches with due caution.* Well, you're a funny sort of a duck.

cheatachu_72 April 6 2007, 00:40:27 UTC

*eyeroll*

Feh. Neh meeh fneh.

(I'm not a duck, sparky. Maybe you should get your eyes examined before I gnaw your face off. Jerk.)

ostianespionage April 6 2007, 00:42:42 UTC

Have you ever heard of a figure of speech, by any chance? I realize it might be a radical concept, but a lot of people use them fairly often. And the name's Matthew.

cheatachu_72 April 6 2007, 00:49:43 UTC

Meh meh fneh FEEH FNEH.

(Ever heard of my BOOT UP YOUR ASS? Yeah, and I'm The Cheat. And no, I don't want to be your friend. Back off, loser.)

*throws the bust of Van Buren at Matthew*

ostianespionage April 6 2007, 00:58:49 UTC

*Matthew dodges the sculpture with his mad ninja superspy skillz thief reflexes.* Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, being irritable and throwing statuary around damages your social life? Because I know it would if I tried it. I may be a jerk, but you're coming off as a worse one.

Of course, I couldn't throw statues around anyway - tends to be an exceptionally bad idea when you're spying... Who is this, anyway?

cheatachu_72 April 6 2007, 01:08:12 UTC

*another eyeroll and flailing of short stubby arms*

Meh fneh FEH meh feh nehhen FNEH.

(I could fill the Hindenburg with the hot air you're expelling. Yeah, I said it. You talk too much. Move on, loser.)

ostianespionage April 6 2007, 01:10:20 UTC

And yet you'll notice I've only insulted you once, so far. Can you actually go an entire sentence without insulting someone?

cheatachu_72 April 6 2007, 01:13:43 UTC

*another bust is thrown*

Feh fneh FEH MEH MEH FEE!

(Seriously, you suck. I'd rather hang out with Homsar and he's a complete babbling idiot. Grow a pair and move on. MOVE ON!)

ostianespionage April 6 2007, 01:17:06 UTC

*And Matthew ducks again.* Apparently not.

Oh, by the way, some of my best friends are babbling idiots. Well, not really, but still.

cheatachu_72 April 6 2007, 01:21:33 UTC

Neh mee FNEH!

(Why are you even still here? Do you need a map out of the room, pretty boy? I know I'm all that, but you don't get to touch it. Now get out of here before I dance on your face with my new boots.)

Vote: SQUIB! ostianespionage April 6 2007, 01:28:42 UTC

*Oh, now he's mad.* PRETTY BOY? *No need to shout, we can hear you just fine.* Lucius is a pretty boy. Erk is a pretty boy. I'm not.

My friend, you have just earned yourself a Squib vote. Nice going.

( ... )

Re: Vote: SQUIB! cheatachu_72 April 6 2007, 02:05:20 UTC

*and yet another eyeroll*

Meh, meh.

(Yeah, yeah.)

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