To: MISS JOSEPHINE MARCH, CULTURAL ATACHEE TO LOS ANGELES
Colonel Teddy is pleased to report his continuing good health, and the relative calmness of Hogwarts Castle, Scotland. Though it's as dull as tombs, Colonel Teddy is getting on with his studies and has even obliged General Laurence by finishing the course work he was supposed to finish at college before he decided to study abroad in Scotland for a "semester". The Secret Service is delighted to hear of your success in the purchace, order, and experimentation of dildoes and is eager for a demonstration or for further investigation upon your return.
The Sorting Hat has demanded a new style of uniform and military dress from Colonel Teddy by demanding he actually wear a dress. Colonel Teddy has little to no idea how to respond and leaves such a decision on what colors or cuts best flatter his figure to you.
High Command was alarmed by your report of the Church of Scientology and its influence on Mrs. Weasley. They are ready to dispatch Colonel Teddy and await only your reply to send him out.
From: COLONEL TEDDY
P.S. Colonel Teddy requests that the following be sent, in his own words: I miss you terribly Jo. I hope you'll come back soon.
Colonel Teddy is pleased to report his continuing good health, and the relative calmness of Hogwarts Castle, Scotland. Though it's as dull as tombs, Colonel Teddy is getting on with his studies and has even obliged General Laurence by finishing the course work he was supposed to finish at college before he decided to study abroad in Scotland for a "semester". The Secret Service is delighted to hear of your success in the purchace, order, and experimentation of dildoes and is eager for a demonstration or for further investigation upon your return.
The Sorting Hat has demanded a new style of uniform and military dress from Colonel Teddy by demanding he actually wear a dress. Colonel Teddy has little to no idea how to respond and leaves such a decision on what colors or cuts best flatter his figure to you.
High Command was alarmed by your report of the Church of Scientology and its influence on Mrs. Weasley. They are ready to dispatch Colonel Teddy and await only your reply to send him out.
From: COLONEL TEDDY
P.S. Colonel Teddy requests that the following be sent, in his own words:
I miss you terribly Jo. I hope you'll come back soon.
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