Sockpuppeting with Brice and Pippi, and many Owls.
((Ask and ye shall receive! rosecasson asked for this, and who am I to deny her anything?))
( Little bitty pretty one / Come on and talk-a to me)
( Owls to Rose Casson, Nemo, Squee, Sirius, Lily, Strong Sad, Yuuri and Wolfram, from Pippi. )
( Little bitty pretty one / Come on and talk-a to me)
( Owls to Rose Casson, Nemo, Squee, Sirius, Lily, Strong Sad, Yuuri and Wolfram, from Pippi. )
I just want to say how fiercely I'm resisting the impulse to tease. I never pegged you as a cook. Did you wear an apron? Don't want to ruin one of your hundreds of Astral Garbage tops, after all... I kid, I kid. By the way, if you even try and take these back, I'll fight you. These are incredibly delish.
Love, Mel xxx
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I warned you, sweetheart. For your information, I didn't actually make them. I just happened to come across some girl who had baked loads. I helped her out with writing letters for her friends and got two baskets for my trouble. And I sent you one because I knew that you would never tease me and you'd still refer to me as a bad boy.
Really, now my heart is broken. I may never forgive you. [sad stick-figure]
Love, Brice.
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Now now, don't be vexed or sad or cry. Because that would ruin your image even more.
I want you to be like this: [joyful stick figure--let's call him 'Mr. Sticky'] on the inside but you wanna be [Moody Mr. Sticky] on the outside.
But you have to admit--helping a little girl write letters? Dude, you are SUCH a good angel.
I am suitably chastised. Look, I'm crying. Angelic tear ---> (shimmery glitter-ink drop)
Love, Mel xxx
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Okay, fine. I shall cry only one perfect angel tear, and then I shall bravely carry on. Like the sensitive yet extremely macho guy that I am. [Mr. Sticky with sunglasses and a smirk.]
Yeah, yeah... Go ahead and rub my face in it, babe. You know I'm hardcore at heart.
Love, Brice.
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Yeah, that's not you. Angels can't lie, remember? [Winking Mr. Sticky.]
Of course. Hardcore. That's why you've been signing off with 'love'
Love, Mel xxxx
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No, but we can be sarcastic for entertaining purposes. [Another winking Mr. Sticky!]
Love (but in a very suave, sexy and above all hardcore way, and definitely not in a romantic and girly way, I want to make this very clear),
Brice.
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Stop it with the paper communication, angel boy. I can hardly decipher sarcasm talking face-to-face, let alone on parchment.
I think that pink teashop you took me to on our first date wants a word re: you not being romantic and girly.
And the flowers you sent.
And, indeed, the biscuits.
Face it, babe, you're romantic and that's part of why I care.
Love, Mel xxxx
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Damn, I had hoped you'd have forgotten about that particular teashop incident... [A very moody Mr. Sticky, with drooping angel wings.]
Dating you is so not good for my image, babe. Before you know it, you'll have me cover the ground in rose petals wherever you walk, to spare your delicate angel feet. And, of course, I'll be opening doors and bow and kiss your hand and escort you everywhere. I repeat, bad for my image. I'd fight it, but I like you too much.
Love (okay, okay, it's the pink and fuzzy and romantic sort...),
Brice.
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Melanies never forget.
Yeah, well, it's good for my image. [Mr. Sticky with his tongue firmly in his cheek] There's no reason why you can't be charming AND bad-boy ish at the same time. Except that means you womanise a lot, and I'm not sure I'm ok with that...
Love (and you know what kind)
Mel xxxxxxx
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