Unpopping some heroes -- Superman and Batman (Open RP)
((ooc: Knitmeapony here. I've popped Rube and I am now unpopping Bruce Wayne. GJ (Marcone-mun) is unpopping Clark Kent. Together, they fight crime. Or at least snark. ))
You'd think that being The Batman would grant you immunity to certain things. Taxes, for instance. Speed limits. Turning into snack food.
Sadly, taxes were as inevitable as ever and Bruce paid out thousands of dollars a year driving through the streets and forgetting which car he's in.
And, judging from his position in the popcorn room and his current soggy state, he was not immune from the third, either. He sighed and slicked back his hair out of his eyes before hopping down off the pedestal, feet silent as they hit the ground. It was rather fortunate he hadn't come back in the Batsuit - that would take a rather disturbingly long time to get everything cleaned out of the nooks and crannies of that.
He saw motion out of the corner of his eye and turned sharply. Oh. "You," he said to Clark, with a sigh. Of all the people to be buttered with.
You'd think that being The Batman would grant you immunity to certain things. Taxes, for instance. Speed limits. Turning into snack food.
Sadly, taxes were as inevitable as ever and Bruce paid out thousands of dollars a year driving through the streets and forgetting which car he's in.
And, judging from his position in the popcorn room and his current soggy state, he was not immune from the third, either. He sighed and slicked back his hair out of his eyes before hopping down off the pedestal, feet silent as they hit the ground. It was rather fortunate he hadn't come back in the Batsuit - that would take a rather disturbingly long time to get everything cleaned out of the nooks and crannies of that.
He saw motion out of the corner of his eye and turned sharply. Oh. "You," he said to Clark, with a sigh. Of all the people to be buttered with.