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daxtastic in hogwarts_hocus

For the Whales!

Mar 05, 2007 22:37

((Open RP in the Great Hall. Backdated to Chance and Dax's Meetup at Ravenclaw.

It had been a rather pleasant evening for Dax and Chance. They met at the Ravenclaw bar, had some thinly veiled girl-talk, and generally enjoyed one another’s company.

That was until they had a drink of the purple stuff. Now, the formerly hygienic, productive ( Read more... )

chance silvey, jadzia dax

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chance_silvey March 6 2007, 03:57:01 UTC

Chance, sitting in lotus position on the stone floor heedless of its chill, looked up at Dax with rather unfocused eyes. "The whales are going to cleanse their aura. That's why we need to save them."

She then did her best imitation of a whale. It was not a very good one.

daxtastic March 6 2007, 04:03:35 UTC

Dax's mouth dropped open. That was...the most perfect whale imitation she had ever seen. In her life. EVER.

"Chance. Dude. Chance. Are...are you a whale? And a human? A wuman? Are you a wuman?"

chance_silvey March 6 2007, 04:05:46 UTC

Chance was taken aback at Dax's sagacious observation.

"I'm trying to become one with the whales," she said, very very slowly. "I'm trying to emulate their energy. Maybe I got better at it than I thought! Whoa."

daxtastic March 6 2007, 04:10:18 UTC

Dax nodded- slowly. "Of course. One with the whales." She closed her eyes, and concentrated and being one with the whales. Unfortunately, the best she could come up with was a sort of squawking platypus-sound.

"Whoa. Dude. I'm feeling like a platypus. You know what I mean?"

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teamseaslug March 6 2007, 04:06:52 UTC

One of the few academic things that Osaka is good at is marine biology. Needless to say, she likes whales. "Are we helping the whales? I didn't know there were whales in Scotland."

daxtastic March 6 2007, 04:12:41 UTC

Dax put down the lute again, and tried to stare at Osaka. She didn't quite pull it off.

"There are Whales in the Scotland of your soul, little one. In the Scotland of your soul."

teamseaslug March 6 2007, 04:17:31 UTC

...she doesn't really understand what that means, but she likes whales. She puzzles it out. "But I'm from Japan."

daxtastic March 6 2007, 04:28:11 UTC

From Japan? That BLEW DAX'S MIND.

"Little dude. That is like, so profound. You're right- they're in the Japan of your soul too. Because when it comes to the soul, there are no boundaries." Dax considers this for a good five minutes, nodding all the while. "That's deep, little dude. Really deep."

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world_builder March 6 2007, 04:36:14 UTC

Slartibartfast, who was by now almost finished with his scale-model lint representation of the solar system, had wandered down for a snack. His attention was diverted by the two ladies with the posters.

"What's, ah, what's an 'aura'?" he asked.

daxtastic March 6 2007, 04:40:51 UTC

"An aura," Dax said- very seriously - "is this thing. Around you. And it connects you to the whales. And Greenpeace. And brownies, but only if you buy them. For the whales."

chance_silvey March 6 2007, 04:45:30 UTC

Chance made her whale sound. For emphasis.

world_builder March 6 2007, 04:49:12 UTC

"Something that, that, you know, that connects you to whales and brownies?" Slartibartfast peered at the 'brownies', wondering just what they were--he'd learned not to trust chocolate, here. "So, so if I buy one, I'll have one of these 'auras'?"

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demonyaha March 6 2007, 04:37:39 UTC

Hiruma walked through the hall, chewing bubblegum and carrying a duffel bag clearly full of guns big guns various things. The second he saw the signs, however, he stopped. "What the fuck?"

daxtastic March 6 2007, 04:57:24 UTC

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill out, little brother." Dax vaguely recalled seeing this kid somewhere before. Maybe as a platypus? "Just think of the Whales."

demonyaha March 6 2007, 05:11:43 UTC

"Why should I think of the fucking whales, fucking hippie?" Hiruma said, blowing a bubble with his bubblegum.

daxtastic March 8 2007, 01:19:47 UTC

This dude was seriously a downer. Time to hit him. Peacefully. With knowledge. "Because you're a whale. At heart, we're all whales. It's an aura thing."

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pollicle_zapper March 6 2007, 06:33:09 UTC

"Brownies?" Quaxo was delighted. Chocolate was yay. And he could eat it now!

He approached Dax and Chance, completely oblivious to the slightly odd behaviour of them both, with a big smile on his face.

"Can I have a brownie or all they all for the whales?" he asked hopefully, eyes huge.

daxtastic March 7 2007, 00:16:22 UTC

"Of course you can have a brownie, little dude person. They're five dollars. Or-" in the back of Dax's mind, she thought maybe little dudes didn't have five dollars, but still deserved brownies "-a heartfelt whale impression. To, like, show unity."

For the whales!

pollicle_zapper March 7 2007, 01:37:03 UTC

"Oh." Quaxo was sad. He didn't know how whales sounded. He barely knew what a whale was. They... lived in the water, right?

Big fish I believe, offered Mistoffelees helpfully. Hm.

Quaxo blinked, and reached a decision. He had to come clean. Blushing furiously (really, a Prefect should know what whales were!) he stammered something about him being very sorry, but he didn't know how whales sounded, but they were probably very nice.

daxtastic March 8 2007, 01:28:29 UTC

Little dude didn't know how whales sounded? "Don't worry, little guy. I happen to be related to a whale. Chance?"

Chance could totally enlighten little dude.