Torn, Jak & Daxter series (Jak II onward)
*Torn walks in, looking slightly worried. However, this is his default expression in any case. Having to run an entire city with a hero running around'll do that to you. His expression changes to one of bemusement as he notices a fairly basic physical difference between himself and the other human occupants of the room - i.e. that concerned with ears. Then he shrugs.*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
There's more than one kind of cheese? Never noticed - haven't had a lot of free time these days.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*The redheaded man raises an eyebrow.* Who are these people? Unless they're actually a major threat, I really don't care which one goes first, or even if they die at all. I mean, what harm could someone named "Barney" actually do?
Though if Carrottop refers to a certain racer-turned-slimy politician who won't stay dead...
3. What time is it where you are?
Do you know how long it's been since I've actually seen a clock?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whoa, whoa, slow down a second. I have a girlfriend, thank you. Don't need to harass anyone. Anyway, I hardly know the people.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
*Torn smirks. This one's easy.* The Naughty Ottsel. Although I didn't exactly bartend.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, well, um... *Torn shrugs helplessly.* I got nothin'. Why exactly does this matter? He's got a girlfriend already, hasn't he?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
*He's on firmer ground here.* Paperwork, huh? I never figured out how to get rid of the stuff myself. I'm beginning to think certain rodents put more on my desk when I'm not looking. You haven't got any annoying ottsels around, have you?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*What is it with this man and smirking?* Well, I basically ran the Underground for the Shadow while Baron Praxis ruled Haven City, and afterwards I helped Ashlein run the place. And I'm not a bad racer, either.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Bribe, huh? Who's running this outfit, Krew? Oh well.
I got a bit of money, not much though. If I can get a car or a zoomer out here from Haven or Kras, I could let someone borrow it. Not for good, though - Kiera'd kill me if I tried that.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Torn
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Torn
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Torn
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Torn
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
There's more than one kind of cheese? Never noticed - haven't had a lot of free time these days.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*The redheaded man raises an eyebrow.* Who are these people? Unless they're actually a major threat, I really don't care which one goes first, or even if they die at all. I mean, what harm could someone named "Barney" actually do?
Though if Carrottop refers to a certain racer-turned-slimy politician who won't stay dead...
3. What time is it where you are?
Do you know how long it's been since I've actually seen a clock?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whoa, whoa, slow down a second. I have a girlfriend, thank you. Don't need to harass anyone. Anyway, I hardly know the people.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
*Torn smirks. This one's easy.* The Naughty Ottsel. Although I didn't exactly bartend.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Okay, well, um... *Torn shrugs helplessly.* I got nothin'. Why exactly does this matter? He's got a girlfriend already, hasn't he?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
*He's on firmer ground here.* Paperwork, huh? I never figured out how to get rid of the stuff myself. I'm beginning to think certain rodents put more on my desk when I'm not looking. You haven't got any annoying ottsels around, have you?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*What is it with this man and smirking?* Well, I basically ran the Underground for the Shadow while Baron Praxis ruled Haven City, and afterwards I helped Ashlein run the place. And I'm not a bad racer, either.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Bribe, huh? Who's running this outfit, Krew? Oh well.
I got a bit of money, not much though. If I can get a car or a zoomer out here from Haven or Kras, I could let someone borrow it. Not for good, though - Kiera'd kill me if I tried that.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Torn
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Torn
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Torn
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Torn