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open RP: Valentine's Day Party -- Everybody To The Limit!

Feb 14, 2007 18:14

Strong Bad had been at a loss for a party theme. He wracked his brains. He asked himself the classic WWSCD (What Would Senor Cardgage Do?). No matter how he strained, he couldn't think of anything great enough to top the Entrapment All Up On the Moon dance he'd crashed back in Free Country, USA. Then, one afternoon, musing on this problem and ( Read more... )

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ugly_imp February 14 2007, 23:53:18 UTC

Tyrion was still highly disappointed by the lack of scantily clad women for the party, but he was intrigued enough by Strong Bad's decorations. Entering the Great Hall, he went looking for his partner in crime, pleased that not many people had arrived yet.

homsarhomsar February 15 2007, 02:02:28 UTC

Just then, Homsar blibbled into the room. This time, however, the blibbling had a more elongated sound, for Homsar had at some point transfigured himself into one of his alter egos, Immodestly Hot Homsar.

((The linked picture is of Homsar's head on a very sexy naked woman.))

Hey, the administration of The Three Broomsticks had owled Homsar and told him they had a job for him, and Homsar was never one to disappoint. They had also told him to look for a really ugly dwarf, and Tyrion was not hard to spot at all.

And so Homsar blibbled up to him. Normally, Tyrion would have been about Homsar's height. However, because of the sexy naked body underneath Homsar's head, Tyrion was a good couple of feet shorter.

Looking straight ahead, but positioned right in front of Tyrion, Homsar announced, "DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! My angel is a centerfold!"

ugly_imp February 15 2007, 02:23:43 UTC

Tyrion remembered seeing Homsar stripping at the bachelor party for Professor Maturin, but this disguise hadn't been anything he'd expected.

"I... can see that you are," he replied, not before having had to decipher Homsar's speeches before. "Are you offering to be the live entertainment?"

homsarhomsar February 15 2007, 04:21:10 UTC

An obvious question deserved an obvious answer. "DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'm the pride of the peaches!" He blibbled to the side a little, his "peaches" jiggling up and down.

ugly_imp February 15 2007, 17:57:41 UTC

"And your peaches are very impressive," Tyrion answered, fighting a sudden, inexplicable urge to touch them. "Thank you for the offer. You're exactly the person this party needs."

homsarhomsar February 15 2007, 23:30:28 UTC

Although Immodestly Hot Homsar was completely naked, he was still donning his bowler hat. And with Tyrion's approval, the hat lifted up and a forceful stream of mini-marshmallows was ejected from underneath. Homsar spun around on his long legs, causing the marshmallows to fly everywhere. As he turned in circles, he shouted, "I'm ready for this jelly! Kashooooooooooooooooooo!"

Hey, man, he was just doing his job!

ugly_imp February 16 2007, 02:20:58 UTC

Tyrion watched this display with some interest. He reached to catch one of the marshmallows, trying to figure out what it was. His mind gradually wandered down a non-worksafe tangent and he let it fall to the floor. "Well, have fun then," he said. "And if you need anything I'll be over here."

homsarhomsar February 16 2007, 02:49:37 UTC

Immodestly Hot Homsar shimmied his hips. "DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'm goin' down to Funkytown!" he replied amiably and blibbled off to entertain others.

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