Application for Rose Tyler
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Chese on pizza, I think. I haven't had pizza in absolute ages. I was really distracted during my last few visits to my own timeline, but now that things have settled for nearly 5 full seconds, I'm all hungry to try out that new pizza takeaway Mum and Mickey were talking about. The Doctor prefers the chippy, but...well, he did prefer the chippy, but maybe he likes pizza now.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oi, I don't want to kill either one. Ridiculous American foolishness, anyway. I could probably go back in time and make sure neither was ever imagined or born, but that causes all sorts of problems. Problems that eat people. Not worth it.
3. What time is it where you are?
It really doesn't matter. When you're a passenger on a cantankerously inaccurate time machine, you learn to not worry about anything like that.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Well, I'm going to have to say Sirius Black. I've sort of a weakness for bi-polar manic mercurial men with leather jackets. And while the flying motorbike isn't nearly as fantastic as the TARDIS, I'm sure I could get him to take me for a ride.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
I'm not sure where I belong, so I'll answer for all, alright?
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't know that I'd make a very good bartender, especially in the dark. Captain Jack did teach me how to make a good martini, though. I'd name the bar "The Raxacoricofallapatorian" just because no one else can seem to pronounce it, and that's always good for a laugh.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'd say both of them, yeah? Having two good men around is the absolute best. It's funny when they argue with one another. Lots of sexual tension, especially when they're all...flexible.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Sounds like something is all messed up in space and time, there. You don't collect alien artifacts like that idiot Van Statten, do you? That's bloody dangerous, that is, when you don't know what you're messing with.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm pretty clever, even though the Doctor sometimes calls me a stupid ape and I never did my A levels or anything like that. I competed on my junior gymnastics team and you'd be surprised how handy those skills can be, yeah? Saved the world that way, sort of. The Doctor is a genius even if he's a bit flaky sometimes and has saved the world more times than even he probably knows, and he keeps me around, so that has to count for something. (And whatever dirty things you're thinking, it's not because of that. We're not a couple, for God's sake, even Mum can't seem to understand that. Though he's gotten rather fanciable lately.)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well, I've a mobile phone that can call through time and from all sorts of planets, I'll lend it out if you like. I've also been all through time and to different worlds, so I can tell a good story. I mean, I've seen the end of the world! Well, I actually missed it a bit, but that makes a good story too. I'm sort of jeopardy-friendly, really, so I seem to be always in the middle of some trouble that will seem tremendously entertaining after the fact. And, of course, I've access to a time machine. I can probably convince the Doctor to let you have a look 'round, maybe even give someplace interesting a visit if you're to be trusted. Just realize, we've left people off if they cause problems. You don't want to end up like Adam, with a right big hole in his forehead that opens when people snap fingers because he couldn't listen to simple instructions. But you're all cleverer than that, right?