Pickles (the drummer) (doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo) ; Metalocalypse

Feb 11, 2007 11:25

((Okay'd by zee Dethklok muns!))

Definitely not as cool as Mordhaus. But hey. Any kind of castle's pretty brutal.

What looks like just about the only man to be able to be just about totally Irish and pull off a dreadlock'd comb-over suddenly appeared in the middle of the sorting room, giant cloud of TOTALLY METAL smoke wafting out through the ( Read more... )

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 01:26:12 UTC
"Whoa, is Pickle. Did you bring porns?"

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 02:40:57 UTC
Pickles looked down at himself for a minute, frowning. "Oh, yeah, hey, man, let me just pull it out of my ass. Douchebag." Yeah, his blood sugar was really low. ...Don't worry about him.

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 02:45:16 UTC
"You is bitchy todays, Pickle. What is you doings here anyway?"

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:01:41 UTC
"Yeah, well. You're bitchy every day, man." He frowned, clutching defensively to his vodka. Damn, almost empty. "And, hey, I mean, you try livin' with Murderface for, like, a few weeks, dude. Cuz, uh. It ain't fun."

He kind of ignored the second part of that comment, only because... Well, he didn't even know WHERE he was. Never mind why he was there.

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 03:07:40 UTC
"I can only imagines the smells. I bets the Mordhaus smells like pisses now, doesn't it?"

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:08:38 UTC
"Dude... I wish it smelled like piss. Cuz, I mean, uh. Murderface is, uh. Yeah, it's nasty."

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 03:10:36 UTC
"...We's going to have to gets the roadies to bleach the Mordhaus before we goes back."

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:11:46 UTC
"Ooh, yeah, definitely. Maybe some, uh. Some-a that other crap. You know, the stuff on, uh. On TV. That. Gets the rust offa shit. ...You know."

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 03:14:18 UTC
"...Maybe we just builds a new Mordhaus."

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:15:14 UTC
"Man, that'd, uh. That'd be pretty damn pricey. But, uh. Yeah, might be... good idea."

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 03:17:28 UTC
"We cans keep yard wol-eves in the old one. Maybe snakes too."

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:20:41 UTC
"Hey, and we could, ya know, totally keep Murderface in, uh. One'a those cage things. Out back. Like... like some shed or some shit. Yeh know? He can hang out with, uh. With the wolves."

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 03:22:42 UTC
"We cans keep Toki out dere too. So he'll practice guitars more. Or maybe just so we don't haves to listens to him plays."

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:25:32 UTC
"Yeah, maybe. Only. I dunno about that, man, I think, uh. I think Murderface might, uh. You know. Eat'm. Or somethin'."

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gmilf_hunter February 12 2007, 03:28:01 UTC
"I dids not know Murderface was a canna- cannoo- cannonbull. Dat's brutal."

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doodily_doo February 12 2007, 03:33:23 UTC
"Yeah, uh, definitely me neither, man, but, eh, hey, you know he totally would be if he got that chance, dude, you know?"

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