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Definitely not as cool as Mordhaus. But hey. Any kind of castle's pretty brutal.
What looks like just about the only man to be able to be just about totally Irish and pull off a dreadlock'd comb-over suddenly appeared in the middle of the sorting room, giant cloud of TOTALLY METAL smoke wafting out through the
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"What is it with you people and 'Dildos'?"
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He paused a beat, and frowned. "Yeah, uh, I mean, that was kinda mean. I'm hungry."
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"Well, the sooner you're sorted, the sooner you can eat. And the sooner you can find some pants, I hope. What house do you see yourself in?"
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But, hmm. Eating sounds good. And maybe pants. ...No, it's more fun without pants, but that's beside the point. "Man, I think 'bout everyone's in that, uh. That Puff place, yeah? So. Sounds pretty metal."
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"Hufflepuff it is, then. By all accounts, it's quite metal."
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But, hey. Hufflepuff. Cool.
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"Still an unusual exclamation, though. Welcome to Hogwarts."
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"But, uh, anyway, hey, thanks, I think."
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