Pickles (the drummer) (doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo) ; Metalocalypse

[doodily_doo]

((Okay'd by zee Dethklok muns!))

Definitely not as cool as Mordhaus. But hey. Any kind of castle's pretty brutal.

What looks like just about the only man to be able to be just about totally Irish and pull off a dreadlock'd comb-over suddenly appeared in the middle of the sorting room, giant cloud of TOTALLY METAL smoke wafting out through the

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[daxtastic]

Another one?

"What is it with you people and 'Dildos'?"

[doodily_doo]

Pickles frowned, indignantly. "Hey, uh. You got some kinda problem with 'dildos'? Cuz, I mean. Ain't nothin' wrong with it. And, I mean. You're just. Yeah, you're dildos."

He paused a beat, and frowned. "Yeah, uh, I mean, that was kinda mean. I'm hungry."

[daxtastic]

"Not the reproductive organ itself so much as your band's preoccupation with it."

"Well, the sooner you're sorted, the sooner you can eat. And the sooner you can find some pants, I hope. What house do you see yourself in?"

[doodily_doo]

"Repro... ree-pah-whozawhatsit?" Wait. Isn't that what a dick is? Pickles looked down at his underwear, and pointed the bottle to the woman with a frown. "Man, you... Yeah, uh. I think you're, uh. I mean, seriously, what the fuck kinda dildos're you usin'? Cuz, uh. Yeah. Not."

But, hmm. Eating sounds good. And maybe pants. ...No, it's more fun without pants, but that's beside the point. "Man, I think 'bout everyone's in that, uh. That Puff place, yeah? So. Sounds pretty metal."

[daxtastic]

Jadzia raised an eyebrow at Pickle's explanation. "I've got absolutely no idea what you're trying to say. Maybe the translation spell isn't working?" Some things just didn't translate to a 24th century Trill dialect, and Dax suspected that was probably for the best. "Whatever you’re talking about might not exist where I’m from."

"Hufflepuff it is, then. By all accounts, it's quite metal."

[doodily_doo]

"I'm tryin' to say that a dildo's way different from yer junk, is what I'm sayin'," Pickles argued indignantly, because his dick did most definitely not vibrate. Because, uh. That would just be weird. "I mean, seriously, man, what the hell, dildos ain't dicks."

But, hey. Hufflepuff. Cool.

Vote: Hufflepuff

[daxtastic]

"Oh. You're referring to some sort of antiquated sex toy." By Dax's time, things like that had been phased out in favor of more sophisticated pulsar tech that she was not about to describe to man named Pickles.

"Still an unusual exclamation, though. Welcome to Hogwarts."

Re: Vote: Hufflepuff

[doodily_doo]

"Eh. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin', yeh." Was there really any other kind of dildo? ...Pickles would have to ponder on that.

"But, uh, anyway, hey, thanks, I think."