((Okay'd by zee Dethklok muns!))
Definitely not as cool as Mordhaus. But hey. Any kind of castle's pretty brutal.
What looks like just about the only man to be able to be just about totally Irish and pull off a dreadlock'd comb-over suddenly appeared in the middle of the sorting room, giant cloud of TOTALLY METAL smoke wafting out through the
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It still didn't really make sense to Pickles. Second fastest still isn't perfect. It's, like. ...That word that means 'not perfect'. "Yeh, Skwisgaar's, uh. Yeah, he's kind of a douchebag anyway. Maybe, uh. Maybe only the nice people get to be perfect, ya know?" That... justifies it. Kinda.
"Well, but, hey, man, look out!" he announced with a suddenly revelation, looking paranoid, if not only for a second. "Cuz yeh might wanna do her, dude, you know, but then she'll turn around and bitch her mouth off like a friggin' mofo like that, er. That coma chick. With Nathan." He shook the bottle for emphasis, definitely spilling a little vodka on the floor. "Her tits better be pretty damn big, man, 'r else, you know. Pshooo." Accompanied with a mimick of a shot gun, with his index finger and his thumb. Because 'pshooo' was totally a gun sound.
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"Well... maybe. The other perfect, he's nice. He's also two different people. It's fucked up. And the one in Gryffindors is nice too. He says he lets me play DDR in there sometime."
Toki shakes his head and sighs theatrically. "No, see, that ain't gonna happen. She's nice. She wears the Dethklok shirt I gives her and everything. And yeah, they's pretty big."
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"Two people? Like you mean he's all..." Pickles gestures to his head, making a kind of vague whistling noise. "Crazy or some shit? Man, that is fucked up. Thinks he's two people. He slip in the shower too're somethin'? Cuz, I mean, you totally did that when you were pretendin' you were all evil or whatever, dude. Flamethrowers and shit."
Ohhh. So she was like a roadie. Not really a girlfriend. Okay, that made more sense. "Hey, as long's'r tits're big. But if she goes whackjob, man, I warned yeh."
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Toki shrugs. "I dunno. He gots this one guy named Quaczo that writes to me, and another guy named Meestofflees that I talks to. I don't really gets it, but he don't seem crazy." He glares indignantly at Pickles. "Flamethrowers is metal! Maybe I overdoes it, but flamethrowers is fucking metal!"
He settles for glaring at Pickles here, too. At least he's relatively sure that Pickles won't try to sleep with Cersei. Probably. Maybe.
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And... now he was kind of confused. He frowned and glanced to the bottle, wondering vaguely how much he'd been drinking. "Man, he's two people and he ain't crazy? Wicked fucked up, dude. Kinda nutso." He waved his bottle at Toki again, just as indignantly. "And flamethrowers are way~y fuckin' metal, man, but, I mean, dude, you were all covered in blood and some shit. Screw this Missed-my-ovaries dude, that was... Yeah, uh, it was seriously fucked up."
Pickles, frankly, probably would've banged Cersei first chance he got. Well, unless she was some kinda uber bitch or something. He could go without the nagging/ ...But there was no need to mention that allowed.
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"Yeah, I don't get it either. But he ain't a dick or nothing so I don't really care what he says, you know?" The bottle-waving triggers a thought tangent. "Oh, so they has this booze here called firewhiskey. It's some pretty good shit! I think I start having that with waffles instead of vodka in the mornings."
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With a wrinkle of his nose, he lets it pass. Because, hey, anything's better than that rock and roll clown. ...Him and his stupid cocaine. "Firewhisky, uh? Sounds pretty metal. I guess I'm gonna be tryin' that out." And pauses, glancing to his bottle and back to Toki. "Wait, wait, you guys've got waffles here? Dude."
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"Yeah, it's some okay stuff. Yeah, we gots waffles and crap, but you gotta ask the creepy house elves for them. They's like... really short roadies, but ugly. Sometimes they hits themselves, so that's funny, but I don't like 'em. I'm gonna put a food libraries in Hufflepuffs so I don't gotta mess wit' em."
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"House elves? Man, I thought people with, uh. With crazy were fucked up. But, hey, I mean, if they're all hittin' themselves. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. I'd totally go for some'a that."
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Toki wrinkles his nose in distate. "You can deal with 'em, then. They's creepy."
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He wasn't exactly sure why he was getting so defensive about something he'd... never seen before, but he was. "Hey, dude, so was that crazy clown thing and you brought that around all the time. And. And, I mean, midget roadies aren't... aren't clowns."
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