Application for Botan (Yuu Yuu Hakusho)
Through a pair of doors flies a young girl. This obviously shouldn't be a strange occurrence at Hogwarts, at least, it wouldn't be if she wasn't flying on an oar instead of a broom. "Gang way!" She manages to stick a landing, the oar dissappating with a flick of her wrist. Upon further inspection, she appears to be in her teens, with blue hair. Weird. Her voice is accented as she begins to answer the questions.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cream cheese. It's really good with chives and buttered crackers. It's useful in baking, too."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I'm not a fan of violence. I'd never kill. Maim, maybe. Okay, definitely maim. But it'd probably be the one that threatens me or my friends. Could Barney eat someone?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"Where I just came from, there is no time. Here, I can't say. What time zone are we in?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I wouldn't want to be a creep. I guess it could be teasingly, though. So I'd say the one who could take a joke the best. And is the least likely to press charges." She jokes.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - Please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"'The Bar'. That way, when anyone would say they went to 'The Bar', you'd automatically know which one they were talking about."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Uhm, he should just marry the one he loves, right? Last time I checked, marriage wasn't some huge logic puzzle."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"More paperwork comes in all the time. Trust me. As long as there are people on this earth filling out papers, it will never end."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Well, I'd say I'm not useless because I help the souls of the departed get to their final resting places. That way we don't have a whole lot of vengeful ghosts running around. I like to help people. Honestly, though, you've probably already decided in your own mind whether I'm useless or not, so what I'm saying's probably not going to change your opinion much. Not until I can prove myself, at least."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
"Remember that paperwork? I have a couple of centuries experience in secretary-type work. Also, I can help with spiritual and demonic problems you might be having. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I have something like a pen or a sandwich in my bag somewhere. It's one of those nice pens, too."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____B_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____B______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____B______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____B_________"
((My HTML got screwed up the first time. Sorry! ^__^;))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cream cheese. It's really good with chives and buttered crackers. It's useful in baking, too."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I'm not a fan of violence. I'd never kill. Maim, maybe. Okay, definitely maim. But it'd probably be the one that threatens me or my friends. Could Barney eat someone?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"Where I just came from, there is no time. Here, I can't say. What time zone are we in?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I wouldn't want to be a creep. I guess it could be teasingly, though. So I'd say the one who could take a joke the best. And is the least likely to press charges." She jokes.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - Please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"'The Bar'. That way, when anyone would say they went to 'The Bar', you'd automatically know which one they were talking about."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Uhm, he should just marry the one he loves, right? Last time I checked, marriage wasn't some huge logic puzzle."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"More paperwork comes in all the time. Trust me. As long as there are people on this earth filling out papers, it will never end."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Well, I'd say I'm not useless because I help the souls of the departed get to their final resting places. That way we don't have a whole lot of vengeful ghosts running around. I like to help people. Honestly, though, you've probably already decided in your own mind whether I'm useless or not, so what I'm saying's probably not going to change your opinion much. Not until I can prove myself, at least."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
"Remember that paperwork? I have a couple of centuries experience in secretary-type work. Also, I can help with spiritual and demonic problems you might be having. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I have something like a pen or a sandwich in my bag somewhere. It's one of those nice pens, too."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____B_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____B______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____B______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____B_________"
((My HTML got screwed up the first time. Sorry! ^__^;))