Open RP at the school steps!

[manriki_chan]

Sitting on the steps of Hogwarts, Gogo sighs, petting her new kitten. "It's not that Fifi doesn't like you, Froggie-chu. She just doesn't have lots of friends who aren't Devils. It's like when O-Ren sama became leader of the Yakuza and had to cut off Boss Tanaka's head, because he didn't like her for being Chinese and American as well as Japanese

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[squeegeetodd]

Squee peeks outside, recognizing Gogo's kitten from the bodyswitching incident. "... Are you gonna train him to do that?" he asks warily.

Normally he wouldn't ask, but it's Gogo. If anyone could train a ninja-samurai-kitty, it would be her.

[manriki_chan]

"Squee-kun!" Gogo looks up, grinning at her tiny little traumatized friend. "I might. Just so that Fifi can't eat him. She's quite vicious," she adds fondly. "Froggie-chu's not so much, and that's never good."

[squeegeetodd]

"You could try putting lemon water on her?" he shrugged, shifting his backpack and making Shmee's protruding head loll to one side. "That's what I did with Shmee when Moofy was chewing on his head. He smells lemony-fresh now." A thoughtful pause. "Um... kittens might not like being lemony fresh, though. I dunno."

[manriki_chan]

Gogo dismisses this idea - then pauses, considering. "I could put some Phantasm on him," she muses. "Or Embalming Fluid. Or Fazia..." If any kittie of hers had to be lemony-fresh, they'd be fashionably lemony-fresh! In fact...

"Do you think Shmee would want some perfume?" she asks - after the bodyswap incident, she'd mostly accepted that the scarred teddy-bear was somewhat sentient. "And would you? Prima-rin left me all of her scents."

[squeegeetodd]

Embalming fluid? Had Gogo raided a funeral parlor recently? ... Wait, what, perfume?

*Can't smell any worse than the lemony crap you've got all over me right now,* Shmee grumbled. *I smell like I've been through a dishwasher. I'll take some as long as I don't end up smelling like a potpourri bag.*

"Um... I don't think he'd mind," Squee said tactfully. "But... isn't perfume-stuff mostly for girls?"

[manriki_chan]

"Shmee isn't a girl or a boy, really, he's a teddy-bear," Gogo pointed out. "What about you? Do you want some? We gave Ron-kun some before."

[squeegeetodd]

"Good point. And... um..." Gulp! "...ok?"

*Better be careful. Next thing you know, you'll be sixteen again and she'll be putting you in a dress.*

[manriki_chan]

Gogo clapped. "I bet you'd suit Monsterbait: Underpants."

It's lucky that Gogo couldn't still hear Shmee. She'd have no qualms with dressing up Squee at his present age.

((Hee... to continue our tradition of going back to long-dead RPs, wanna finish the bodyswap? I promise I'll keep tagging this time ^^;;))

[squeegeetodd]

"... Underpants?" Weren't perfumes usually named after flowers or something? "What's it smell like?"

*Probably barbeque sauce or ranch dressing or something. For extra flavour.* Squee gave the bear a nervous glance. *What, you don't think the name of the perfume's meant to be taken literally?*

((Hee! Sure thing :D I think... *checks the thread* Oy, the icon swapping makes it confusing @@ I think it's your post?))

[manriki_chan]

"Sort of... vanilla and saffron and... rum, I think. Prima-rin was good at figuring out that part of it." A gloomy look.

Gogo noticed the glance. "Does he still say things?"

((*runs to other thread!* XD))

[squeegeetodd]

"That... that actually sounds yummy." Squee sat down on the steps and stared at his feet, unsure of what to say.

"Mm-hm. He's just being pesi- ...um, pessimistic."

[manriki_chan]

"It is yummy. I'll show you later on. What is Scruffy-Bear san being pessimistic about?"

Once again, Gogo's kitten wandered over to Shmee and started nudging at him with his little kitteny nose. And possibly teeth.

[squeegeetodd]

"He's just being snarky about the perfumey-stuff." Still... Shmee might have a point. "... Why'd they call it Monsterbait?"

*Oh my GOD, not again. Away! Away from the head-stitches! Get the hell off!* Right on cue, Squee picked up the bear and plopped him onto his lap.

[manriki_chan]

"I guess because it makes you smell all sweet and tasty for monsters to gobble you up," Gogo mused.

[squeegeetodd]

Okay, there was only one possible response to Gogo's answer:

"SQUEE!!"

*SEE? I told you! Didn't I tell you? Extra flavouring! I called it!*

Squee gulped. "I don't wanna be food!"