Application: Himeko Katagiri, Pani Poni Dash
A teenage girl, looking happy as could be, skipped into the Sorting Room. She looked to her left before quickly whipping her head to the right. Seeing nothing but a table with papers on it, the girl skipped in that direction. "MA~HO! What's this?!"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheeeese? Can I have crab instead? OH, is there such thing as crabcheese?! That'd be omega tasty!" Himeko visibly drooled at the thought of this.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Himeko put a finger in her mouth as she thought. "Maho? That's not very nice! But maybe Ichijo-san would do it for you. She's all ZOOM, BAM, WHAP to the bad guys!"
3. What time is it where you are?
Himeko slowly starts to nod off at the table before falling forward and smacking her head. She jolts upright. "Ouch! They should make tables out of pillows... Then you won't get dain bramage when you smack your head!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
"Maho?! Sexual harass?! That's omega bad! You could go to jail for that! And they don't have crab in jail, I think. They don't have Becky, either!" Himeko whimpered softly.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Maho?"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Himeko scratched her head. "Why doesn't he just marry both of them? Then everyone's happy!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Himeko started hooking paper clips around each other, hoping to make a long chain. After working at it for a few minutes, she had somehow bound her hands together. "Ma~ho?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Himeko shifted her eyes back and forth quickly. "Rei-san would say stuff like that to me all the time! 'Himeko, leave Becky alone. Himeko, pay attention. Himeko, keep your skirt on.' She was omega uptight!" Himeko got a blank look on her face. "Maho? What was the question again?"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Himeko crossed her arms on her chest and squinted her eyes in concentration. "Uhm... Uhh... MA~HO! I can try to get you crab! Or I could give you a big hug!"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Himeko_Katagiri__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Himeko_Katagiri__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Himeko_Katagiri__
One day, Becky marmalade will rule the world. __Himeko_Katagiri__"
((OOC: For those of you interested, here's a little more info on Himeko and Pani Poni Dash in general. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pani_Poni_Dash))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheeeese? Can I have crab instead? OH, is there such thing as crabcheese?! That'd be omega tasty!" Himeko visibly drooled at the thought of this.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Himeko put a finger in her mouth as she thought. "Maho? That's not very nice! But maybe Ichijo-san would do it for you. She's all ZOOM, BAM, WHAP to the bad guys!"
3. What time is it where you are?
Himeko slowly starts to nod off at the table before falling forward and smacking her head. She jolts upright. "Ouch! They should make tables out of pillows... Then you won't get dain bramage when you smack your head!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
"Maho?! Sexual harass?! That's omega bad! You could go to jail for that! And they don't have crab in jail, I think. They don't have Becky, either!" Himeko whimpered softly.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Maho?"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Himeko scratched her head. "Why doesn't he just marry both of them? Then everyone's happy!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Himeko started hooking paper clips around each other, hoping to make a long chain. After working at it for a few minutes, she had somehow bound her hands together. "Ma~ho?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Himeko shifted her eyes back and forth quickly. "Rei-san would say stuff like that to me all the time! 'Himeko, leave Becky alone. Himeko, pay attention. Himeko, keep your skirt on.' She was omega uptight!" Himeko got a blank look on her face. "Maho? What was the question again?"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Himeko crossed her arms on her chest and squinted her eyes in concentration. "Uhm... Uhh... MA~HO! I can try to get you crab! Or I could give you a big hug!"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Himeko_Katagiri__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Himeko_Katagiri__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Himeko_Katagiri__
One day, Becky marmalade will rule the world. __Himeko_Katagiri__"
((OOC: For those of you interested, here's a little more info on Himeko and Pani Poni Dash in general. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pani_Poni_Dash))