Lieutenant Malcolm Reed, Star Trek: Enterprise
((Shouldn't really mean much to anyone, but since I'm an uber-geek for this fandom: takes place post-"Terra Prime" but obviously before the events shown in "These Are The Voyages..." Also, due to the fact that I've got all the Ent books to date, I'm also probably going to include some book-canon into his history as a whole.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don’t see quite what this has to do with anything, but I suppose if I were to choose one over another, it might be... *smirks* It might be Alsatian Muenster.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Do they pose a threat? I’d need to know a little more about them first. I can’t just fire upon someone without any provocation or order.
3. What time is it where you are?
The last time I checked, it was about 1700 hours.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Excuse me? I most certainly would never do anything of the sort. I am a Starfleet Officer. I would get court marshaled for such conduct! Not to mention disgrace my family name, my Captain, and never serve on a ship again.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don’t see myself being much of a bartender. I would imagine Commander Tucker would love the idea of a bar, though. There was one in San Francisco; it became quite the hangout for all the cadets and officers--the 602 Club. I suppose Ruby wouldn’t mind if I stole the name.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don’t recall the names. I can’t possibly be a judge on who ought to marry who, though, can I? Especially if I don't know these people. And I never was much of a student for mythology.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork, you say? There’s not enough room for that kind of thing. Leave it for the higher up officials and for giving out awards. You obviously haven’t upgraded to using a PADD yet. They’re quite useful.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I wouldn’t be a Lieutenant if I was useless, nor would I be a tactical officer. If you’re going to question how useful I am, I suggest you take it up with the Captain.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
A bribe? I don’t think that’s very wise. ...However...if you do need something in return, I’m a highly trained tactician and security officer. The best with weaponry. I could teach the worst shot to land a bullseye more than fifty percent of the time. I also have a few...connections, let’s say, but I scarcely used them at all, and certainly not anymore. Oh, and if you need anything blown up, I’d love to be of use there. *smirks*
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. MR
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. MR.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. MR.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. MR"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don’t see quite what this has to do with anything, but I suppose if I were to choose one over another, it might be... *smirks* It might be Alsatian Muenster.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Do they pose a threat? I’d need to know a little more about them first. I can’t just fire upon someone without any provocation or order.
3. What time is it where you are?
The last time I checked, it was about 1700 hours.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Excuse me? I most certainly would never do anything of the sort. I am a Starfleet Officer. I would get court marshaled for such conduct! Not to mention disgrace my family name, my Captain, and never serve on a ship again.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don’t see myself being much of a bartender. I would imagine Commander Tucker would love the idea of a bar, though. There was one in San Francisco; it became quite the hangout for all the cadets and officers--the 602 Club. I suppose Ruby wouldn’t mind if I stole the name.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don’t recall the names. I can’t possibly be a judge on who ought to marry who, though, can I? Especially if I don't know these people. And I never was much of a student for mythology.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork, you say? There’s not enough room for that kind of thing. Leave it for the higher up officials and for giving out awards. You obviously haven’t upgraded to using a PADD yet. They’re quite useful.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I wouldn’t be a Lieutenant if I was useless, nor would I be a tactical officer. If you’re going to question how useful I am, I suggest you take it up with the Captain.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
A bribe? I don’t think that’s very wise. ...However...if you do need something in return, I’m a highly trained tactician and security officer. The best with weaponry. I could teach the worst shot to land a bullseye more than fifty percent of the time. I also have a few...connections, let’s say, but I scarcely used them at all, and certainly not anymore. Oh, and if you need anything blown up, I’d love to be of use there. *smirks*
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. MR
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. MR.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. MR.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. MR"