Application: Cammy from Street Fighter
((This is Delta Red Cammy, after SSF2. She has some memories of her Shadowloo life, but not many.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Bah. Cheese. Do you think I could fit into this uniform if I ate cheese? If I had to choose, though, it would be Yarg.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop. It would take time to penetrate the padding on Barney's suit, leaving Carrottop precious moments to escape. Therefore, I take care of the fastest one first.
3. What time is it where you are?
Such nosy questions. Get your own watch!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't like men who return from the dead. They come back to get you. It's not natural, and I'm sure they smell!
Mr. Shacklebolt and Ms. Tonks, in whichever order they prefer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I'm sure only hooligans would go to a bar where they couldn't see their drinks, so that's what I would call it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry George because some god, somewhere, said so. I'm sure if you read enough mythology, you'd find it to be true.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork is for people who want to be stressed out. Colonel Wolfman said I should avoid stress. I'm not going to answer that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I am the youngest member of Delta Red! We do very important military things that I can't tell you about. Also, I crushed my opposition in the World Warrior tournament. Even Master Ve
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I probably couldn't teach you my fighting moves. You would snap like a twig! If you want, I can get you in shape for the summer. You could probably use it.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___CW_________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Only if I have to___CW_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _That's why I wear thongs_____CW_____.
One day, marmalade cats will rule the world. ____CW_________"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Bah. Cheese. Do you think I could fit into this uniform if I ate cheese? If I had to choose, though, it would be Yarg.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop. It would take time to penetrate the padding on Barney's suit, leaving Carrottop precious moments to escape. Therefore, I take care of the fastest one first.
3. What time is it where you are?
Such nosy questions. Get your own watch!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't like men who return from the dead. They come back to get you. It's not natural, and I'm sure they smell!
Mr. Shacklebolt and Ms. Tonks, in whichever order they prefer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I'm sure only hooligans would go to a bar where they couldn't see their drinks, so that's what I would call it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry George because some god, somewhere, said so. I'm sure if you read enough mythology, you'd find it to be true.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork is for people who want to be stressed out. Colonel Wolfman said I should avoid stress. I'm not going to answer that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I am the youngest member of Delta Red! We do very important military things that I can't tell you about. Also, I crushed my opposition in the World Warrior tournament. Even Master Ve
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I probably couldn't teach you my fighting moves. You would snap like a twig! If you want, I can get you in shape for the summer. You could probably use it.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___CW_________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Only if I have to___CW_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _That's why I wear thongs_____CW_____.
One day, marmalade cats will rule the world. ____CW_________"