Owl to Nny

[hogwarts_kojiro]

To the most esteemed caretaker Mister Johnny C, greetings and salutations.

I live in my momma's basement too. -_- It's not who you live with that makes you a loser.

I'm a little tea-pot short and stout, this is my handle this is my hand that punches you out.

yep.

Respectfully yours,
Kojiro
Secretary to Headmistress Kahnooloo
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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