1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Probably Limburger. It's quite a smelly and stinky cheese at first glance but sometimes you just have to plug up your nose and just swallow to get to the good part.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ooo now this is an interesting question. To kill or not to kill. Barney does tend to make me twitch as opposed to Carrottop who just makes me lose IQ points. The only thing is that I don't think I would kill either of them. There's this aversion to murder I've had ever since I witnessed the rape and murder of this girl...Lizzie.
3. What time is it where you are?
Right now? *looks at watch* 8:15PM
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That Granger girl is quite hot. But then of course I do like Gwen. She's quite saucy in the bag if you know what I mean?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Prowling Panther.....
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I could give you an all access tour of Torchwood HQ? How about a nice tour of one of my favorite snogging places?
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