Jayne had figured out pretty quickly that there wasn't much market for smuggling or shootin' stuff around these parts. But a man had to make a living somehow, and he figured Shepherd Book had a pretty cushy job. So with that in mind, he'd sent a letter off to someplace called
The Universal Life Church and gotten himself ordained as a minister.
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Might be a good idea to go and visit Reverend Jayne. See if he could bless the Boomstick, or was in the mood to shoot the undead.
"Groovy."
He wandered up to the empty classroom, and pushed the door open.
"Yo, Priesty. Let's rock."
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"This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department." He paused, letting the customer think about S-Mart's sporting goods. Oh yeah, baby. Hail to the king.
"This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. You got that? Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart."
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"You got a mighty fine eye there, let me tell you. This baby, he done me good. 'Specially 'gainst hordes of the undead."
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He paused and really looked at the pistol. "So, you new to this whole Reverend thing? And what kinda church lets you shoot stuff, because baby, sign me up."
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