Han Solo, Star Wars (OT & EU)
*Han stumbled slightly, blinking in shock. Spinning, he snatched his trusty DL-44 from the holster, eyeing the room warily. This was definitely not Anoth, nor even Myrkr... for that matter, this place wasn't much like anywhere he'd seen. Well, maybe a little like that temple on Yavin but still, distinct differences... notably the lack of ships with Rebels swarming over them like Kamarians. That and the presence of other... people.*
*In fact, this place was quite odd looking now that he thought about it. But fortunately no one seemed to be about to kill him, though you could never be too careful. Lowering the blaster slightly he mutters*
"Kark! Where in the kriffing galaxy are we?!"
*Seeing a table where something resembling paperwork appears to be laid out, he ambles over, still studying the other inhabitants of the room carefully, hovering protectively near Leia. He wasn't about to take chances, this would be the perfect time for the Empire to lay a trap. Thrawn may be dead but that didn't mean one of the Admiral's lieutenants wouldn't be glad to kill them. Picking up the paper he studies it curiously*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Why do you want to know about cheese? What kind of place is this anyhow?"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Listen, buddy, I don't know who either of these people are but if you plan on sending them after me it won't work. I've faced worse than them I can tell you."
3. What time is it where you are?
"How the kriff should I know, it's not like I was looking at the chrono! And shouldn't you know the answer to that anyways since I'm here? Wherever here is!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Sithspit! I knew this place was messed up!" *he backpedals, raising the blaster once more* "Who are you people and why am I here?!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Bartend? I swear these questions are more random than a hand of sabaac. That's easy, The Five Brothers."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Whoa whoa, who are these people? And why should I care who they marry? I'm happily married myself, I don't need to get involved in your politics! I've had enough of politics and the marriages that go with them!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
*Han shrugs and laughs* "Paperwork? Why don't you just blast it? Or give it to those laserbrains who actually like paperwork?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Useless?!" *He looks outraged* "Listen pal, haven't you ever heard of the Millenium Falcon? That's my ship!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Bribe? I uh... have this nice planet for you. Real peaceful like, and pretty, did I mention it's pretty?"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______HS______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______HS_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____HS______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______HS_______"
*In fact, this place was quite odd looking now that he thought about it. But fortunately no one seemed to be about to kill him, though you could never be too careful. Lowering the blaster slightly he mutters*
"Kark! Where in the kriffing galaxy are we?!"
*Seeing a table where something resembling paperwork appears to be laid out, he ambles over, still studying the other inhabitants of the room carefully, hovering protectively near Leia. He wasn't about to take chances, this would be the perfect time for the Empire to lay a trap. Thrawn may be dead but that didn't mean one of the Admiral's lieutenants wouldn't be glad to kill them. Picking up the paper he studies it curiously*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese? Why do you want to know about cheese? What kind of place is this anyhow?"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Listen, buddy, I don't know who either of these people are but if you plan on sending them after me it won't work. I've faced worse than them I can tell you."
3. What time is it where you are?
"How the kriff should I know, it's not like I was looking at the chrono! And shouldn't you know the answer to that anyways since I'm here? Wherever here is!"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Sithspit! I knew this place was messed up!" *he backpedals, raising the blaster once more* "Who are you people and why am I here?!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Bartend? I swear these questions are more random than a hand of sabaac. That's easy, The Five Brothers."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Whoa whoa, who are these people? And why should I care who they marry? I'm happily married myself, I don't need to get involved in your politics! I've had enough of politics and the marriages that go with them!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
*Han shrugs and laughs* "Paperwork? Why don't you just blast it? Or give it to those laserbrains who actually like paperwork?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Useless?!" *He looks outraged* "Listen pal, haven't you ever heard of the Millenium Falcon? That's my ship!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Bribe? I uh... have this nice planet for you. Real peaceful like, and pretty, did I mention it's pretty?"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______HS______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______HS_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____HS______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______HS_______"