The Hogsmeade Herald: Vol. 1 Issue 1
Libra - You need to explore the art world a bit -- even if it leaves you cold on other days.
It's a good time to find an artist or new form that really speaks to your soul and others might lead the way.
Taurus - Art, music and other cultural business has your mind thoroughly occupied today and you should be able to
share your interests with those around you. In fact, that might be just the thing to forge a new bond!
Scorpio - You can feel restrictions easing up and your good energy returning-- it's a good time to coast
for a bit until you see the most obvious course of action approaching. Things are just about to pick up!
Gemini - You've got lots of big ideas today -- and fortunately, you're surrounded by the right people to help you get moving on them!
You might just prime the pump and then walk away, as you've got so much going on.
Sagittarius - You need to lay down the law in some way -- maybe with kids, maybe with coworkers, but as firmly as you can.
If you are ignored or worse, you should be able to escalate until things go the right way.
Cancer - People are harder to deal with than usual today and you need to try to get them back on your side.
That might be tough, but you can do it if you really but your mind to it. Prioritize alliances.
Capricorn - Today is great for advancing at work -- either on a big project or even along your career track.
Surprise folks with a new idea or by going for a new gig that seems beyond you -- but isn't.
Leo - You pride yourself on self-reliance, but today you need to reach out and ask for help from someone close.
They're only too happy to assist and you should forge a stronger bond between you.
Aquarius - You've got some great energy today, but you need to make sure to spread it around.
It's a really good idea for you to try new activities -- even those you may have been wary of in the past.
Virgo - It's time to get serious with your sweetie, your family or even with yourself.
Something strikes you as more important than you've realized lately and you ought to be able to make something lasting out of it.
Pisces - It's vital that you balance your work and home lives and today brings a great opportunity to do just that.
Most folks are pretty easy-going and won't mind if you sneak off to take care of yourself.
Crossword
(Expand your entertainment knowledge!)
Classifieds
(Find something you didn't even know you've always wanted!)
A.A. Aaron,
Yes, the lambs have stopped screaming.
Hannah
Free Hugs
Hogsmeade
Monday
3 P.M.
Free Broken Time Machine
Never got around to fixing it, all the buttons are stuck so it doesn't go in reverse only forward at normal speed come pick it up whenever.
Ferocious attack kitten
Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.
This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:
* insects
* other trained attack kittens
* babies
* toilet paper
* anything under a blanket
* unwanted house guests
* paper bags
* floor rugs
* feet
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional cat-fighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.
Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been de-clawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.
Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.
For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.
Decapitated dolls
My daughter likes to pull the heads off of dolls. The therapist says we should let her, so we do. We have lots of headless dolls. Some of their heads may be retrievable; most probably not. Free to a good home.
Free Grass Clippings
Free grass clippings. Good for mulch, compost...etc. You cut and rake.
Submissions
(Art and pictures from some local residents)
By: Joel Jacobs, age 11
By: Kelsey Nagle, age 9
By: Marissa Kasper, age 5