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1.What does your Livejournal quote mean?
it means that i hate you.
2. Elaborate on your icon.
its a fucking exploding whale.
3. Who introduced Livejournal to you?
jesus christ.
4. How many entries do you have?
more than five.
5. What's your current relationship status?
married.
6. What are you wearing right now?
...nothing...
7. What is your current problem?
being awake and not doing homework.
8. What are you doing right now?
filling this out, for some reason.
10. What do you love most?
jesus.
11. What makes you most happy?
JESUS!
12. Are you musically inclined?
yes.
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were a millionaire ?
probably go take a shower. i like to shower in the morning.
14. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
i would keep leah from posting this so i wouldnt see it and feel like doing it.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
an awesome-a-saur.
16. Ever have a near death experience?
this one time i was four and my sister rolled me up in a blanket and i couldnt breathe. i passed out. i still have nightmares about it, and thats no good. also, once i got a ride from brittany.
17. Name ONE obvious quality you have?
i have a face.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"what ever happened"
19. Are you happy grounded today?
f'sho.
20. Who will cut and paste this first?
jesus.
21. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
hitler. derek lin. jessica whittemore. matt logan. michael cutshaw. that one girl.
22. Who was your first crush?
i was.
23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
im doing that right now, actually!
24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
not on purpose.
25.Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
not on purpose.
26.First thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
gender.
27.What do you usually order from Starbucks?
double venti charmel macchiato.
28. What is your biggest mistake?
not copyrighting the word "fuck".
29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
nope.
30. Say something totally random about you:
once i killed a guy.
31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
not that i know of.
32. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
define "kiddy".
33. Did you have braces?
hellz naw..
34. Are you comfortable with your height?
why wouldnt i be?
35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
once i got stabbed by this one ho. it was hot.
36.When do you know it's love?
when my handy-dandy love-o-meter says so.
37. Do you speak any other languages?
no. i dont even speak english.
38. What is your favorite smell?
...uh...
39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
im in one right now!
40. What magazines do you read?
i dont know how to read.
41. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
f'sho.
42.Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
yes.
43. Do you ever watch MTV?
not on purpose.
44.What's something that really annoys you?
onlinne surveys.
45. What's something you really like?
jesus.
46. Do you like Michael Jackson?
he wrote thriller.
47. Can you dance?
fuck yeah.
48.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
1:00 of the day two days after i woke up. it was intense.
49.Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
yes. see #16.
50.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the Emergency Room?
not that i know of
THE END
THE END
THE END
THE END
OKAY, IM SERIOUS THIS TIME
THE END.
it means that i hate you.
2. Elaborate on your icon.
its a fucking exploding whale.
3. Who introduced Livejournal to you?
jesus christ.
4. How many entries do you have?
more than five.
5. What's your current relationship status?
married.
6. What are you wearing right now?
...nothing...
7. What is your current problem?
being awake and not doing homework.
8. What are you doing right now?
filling this out, for some reason.
10. What do you love most?
jesus.
11. What makes you most happy?
JESUS!
12. Are you musically inclined?
yes.
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were a millionaire ?
probably go take a shower. i like to shower in the morning.
14. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
i would keep leah from posting this so i wouldnt see it and feel like doing it.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
an awesome-a-saur.
16. Ever have a near death experience?
this one time i was four and my sister rolled me up in a blanket and i couldnt breathe. i passed out. i still have nightmares about it, and thats no good. also, once i got a ride from brittany.
17. Name ONE obvious quality you have?
i have a face.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"what ever happened"
19. Are you happy grounded today?
f'sho.
20. Who will cut and paste this first?
jesus.
21. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
hitler. derek lin. jessica whittemore. matt logan. michael cutshaw. that one girl.
22. Who was your first crush?
i was.
23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
im doing that right now, actually!
24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
not on purpose.
25.Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
not on purpose.
26.First thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
gender.
27.What do you usually order from Starbucks?
double venti charmel macchiato.
28. What is your biggest mistake?
not copyrighting the word "fuck".
29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
nope.
30. Say something totally random about you:
once i killed a guy.
31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
not that i know of.
32. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
define "kiddy".
33. Did you have braces?
hellz naw..
34. Are you comfortable with your height?
why wouldnt i be?
35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
once i got stabbed by this one ho. it was hot.
36.When do you know it's love?
when my handy-dandy love-o-meter says so.
37. Do you speak any other languages?
no. i dont even speak english.
38. What is your favorite smell?
...uh...
39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
im in one right now!
40. What magazines do you read?
i dont know how to read.
41. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
f'sho.
42.Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
yes.
43. Do you ever watch MTV?
not on purpose.
44.What's something that really annoys you?
onlinne surveys.
45. What's something you really like?
jesus.
46. Do you like Michael Jackson?
he wrote thriller.
47. Can you dance?
fuck yeah.
48.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
1:00 of the day two days after i woke up. it was intense.
49.Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
yes. see #16.
50.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the Emergency Room?
not that i know of
THE END
THE END
THE END
THE END
OKAY, IM SERIOUS THIS TIME
THE END.