Interesting...and some notes on my life
Your Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible
Get your own Penis Name
Hehe, I like it better than Sgt. Frankenstein. Anyway, here are some thoughts on being 21...
- Good idea: getting a cab for your 21st birthday night. Bad idea: Giving him $20 for a $13 ticket and telling him to "keep it."
- Liquor before beer: you're in the clear, beer before liquor: you've never been sicker. How about start with a Jager bomb, then a round of beers, then a boilermaker, then more beer, then somewhere in there two shots of Amaretto, a shot of vodka, and a shot of whiskey, not to mention all the other drinks that I've forgotten about since: throwing up with your buddy Greg in your front lawn.
- Don't leave the downstairs door unlocked for yourself if your Mom is only going to lock it before she goes to bed, making you get your Dad to let your drunk ass in the house.
- Playing golf the morning after your 21st: a BAD idea.
- Playing golf hungover the morning after your 21st: a REALLY bad idea.
- Playing golf hungover the morning after your 21st WITH YOUR DAD: a TERRIBLE idea.
- Playing golf hungover the morning after your 21st with your dad after he let your drunk ass in the night before: STUPID.
- It's slightly disappointing when the first time you buy alcohol at the liquor store after you turn 21, they don't card you, and really disappointing when they don't card you at the bar that night.
- It sucks spending $67 on your 21st birthday night. I thought everyone was supposed to buy for me!
- Astrophysics sucks! (ask me about it later)
- You only turn 21 once. No regrets :).
Get your own Penis Name
Hehe, I like it better than Sgt. Frankenstein. Anyway, here are some thoughts on being 21...
- Good idea: getting a cab for your 21st birthday night. Bad idea: Giving him $20 for a $13 ticket and telling him to "keep it."
- Liquor before beer: you're in the clear, beer before liquor: you've never been sicker. How about start with a Jager bomb, then a round of beers, then a boilermaker, then more beer, then somewhere in there two shots of Amaretto, a shot of vodka, and a shot of whiskey, not to mention all the other drinks that I've forgotten about since: throwing up with your buddy Greg in your front lawn.
- Don't leave the downstairs door unlocked for yourself if your Mom is only going to lock it before she goes to bed, making you get your Dad to let your drunk ass in the house.
- Playing golf the morning after your 21st: a BAD idea.
- Playing golf hungover the morning after your 21st: a REALLY bad idea.
- Playing golf hungover the morning after your 21st WITH YOUR DAD: a TERRIBLE idea.
- Playing golf hungover the morning after your 21st with your dad after he let your drunk ass in the night before: STUPID.
- It's slightly disappointing when the first time you buy alcohol at the liquor store after you turn 21, they don't card you, and really disappointing when they don't card you at the bar that night.
- It sucks spending $67 on your 21st birthday night. I thought everyone was supposed to buy for me!
- Astrophysics sucks! (ask me about it later)
- You only turn 21 once. No regrets :).