[MYL] Trufax
10 Completely True Facts about Ianto Jones
in no particular order, because every fact about Ianto Jones is the most important
1. Ianto Jones doesn't go on the internet; he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
2. When people say "no one's perfect", the "except for Ianto Jones" is understood.
3. Ianto Jones is a one-man alien fighting team. The other four are just decoration.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Ianto Jones.
5. Ianto Jones won't allow copies of the periodic table in the Hub. Ianto Jones only recognizes the element of surprise.
6. Ianto Jones doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. On a secondary school math test, Ianto Jones put down "Coffee" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Ianto Jones solves all his problems with coffee.
8. There is no 'ctrl' button on Ianto Jones' computer. Ianto Jones is always in control.
9. Ianto Jones knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
10. Some people wear Doctor Who pajamas. The Doctor wears Ianto Jones pajamas.
in no particular order, because every fact about Ianto Jones is the most important
1. Ianto Jones doesn't go on the internet; he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
2. When people say "no one's perfect", the "except for Ianto Jones" is understood.
3. Ianto Jones is a one-man alien fighting team. The other four are just decoration.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Ianto Jones.
5. Ianto Jones won't allow copies of the periodic table in the Hub. Ianto Jones only recognizes the element of surprise.
6. Ianto Jones doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. On a secondary school math test, Ianto Jones put down "Coffee" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Ianto Jones solves all his problems with coffee.
8. There is no 'ctrl' button on Ianto Jones' computer. Ianto Jones is always in control.
9. Ianto Jones knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
10. Some people wear Doctor Who pajamas. The Doctor wears Ianto Jones pajamas.