I'm 39% stupid
Stupid test
Put an X by things that apply to you
Once you get your answer, multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% stupid
1. [] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [] I've told a cop to eff off and gotten screwed for it.
8. [] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10. [] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12. [] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [] I've turned onto a "Do Not Enter" one-way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
15. [] It is possible to lick your elbow
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow
17. [] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice."
19. [] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21. [] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
26. [] I've run around naked when I was drunk.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break things.
29. [] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] Friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31. [] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
32. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34. [] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.