ash: omg is that leanne?
me: no but she's haggard looking enough to be her
kelsea: I love that word? haggard? leanne who?
...
me: omg did I tell you christi was trying to get mom to hire leanne?
ash: omg
me: i was like "um why would mom hire her... she got fired from her last job for sitting on facebook all fucking day"
ash: and snorting lines of coke of guys dicks
both of us: *laughing our fucking asses off*
john: ugh she was listing off names of her shitty ass friends with no jobs
kelsea: *confused look*
me: don't worry mom said her workers weren't the problem it's her schedule
laughing my fucking ass off right now with my fam tonight. Ash and I go out and Kels and John came out later for John's birthday and this haggard looking older woman and her friends come in and Ash freaks out thinking it's Leanne (someone I know and hates her and hooked up with Ash's ex and does coke... you know that person I bitch out quite often...) we all then sat around being absolute bitchy queens about her. Love it.
time for bed.
brunch tomorrow.