2 songs.. one funny and the 2nd i love <3

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well here are 2 songs..the 1st in interesting and funny.. the 2nd song i <3!

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Thumbelina by Nightmare of You

Hey dainty girl flailing on the side of the road
With your great thumb in the air
I hope you don't mind me asking
But what happened to your underwear?

And does your humble husband know?
Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path
With car-operating sexual deviants!

But Julian would never understand
And doesn't he know?
Just because he's a painter and he loves you
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue...

...About my Thumbelina
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball

To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch
And humping you in towering grass
Naked and gender-bending
What makes you think the two of you will last?

For there's no dame or man for her
There's just this open road where she hails down a pervert
With the usage of her giant thumb

Jellybean, you could never comprehend
The intellect of her mind
And just because you can make her come with your hand
Doesn't mean that she'll be your woman

But 'twas a loon on the hillside
Who planted a seed between your thumb
You fancied him as your therapist
But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid...

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Nightmare Of You - My Name Is Trouble Lyrics

Well I've had this secret
And I feel it's time that you should know
When I'm in your arms it turns me on
But I've got a conscience too
And it says my heart's never in tune
With anything I do

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
I'm your biggest fan

I've had this secret
And now it's time that you should know
I was wrong for stringing along
But circulating the streets in the pulsing heat
I scoured your town, completely aroused
And making love to your memory

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

Sad minion of mine
Don't be so unkind
I know I stole your coat
You can have this song I wrote
I've just crossed the line
From fashion to crime
It's such a perfect fit
When I am wearing it
Sad minion of mine
Don't be so unkind
I know I stole your coat
You can have this song I wrote
I've just crossed the line
From fashion to crime

So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
(I wanna) Kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
I'm your biggest fan