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hockeykixgal

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Feb 12, 2009 20:54

Heh.

Yo, Blitzkrieg Bop. You still made of metal or am I going to have to teach you the wonders of being organic?

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1/2 herr_skitzo February 13 2009, 05:00:46 UTC

YOU DARE TO INSINUATE ZAT I AM ANYZING ELSE BESIDES A METAL BEING OF PURE CARNAGE UND DESTRUCTION?!

2/2 [Locked] herr_skitzo February 13 2009, 05:01:59 UTC

Well, you're right!

I AM ALL SQUISHY UND MEATY!

I wonder if I melt in your mouth und not in your hand...

Re: 2/2 [Locked] hockeykixgal February 13 2009, 05:03:40 UTC

If you had D-cups full of justice then I'd love to help with that discovery. But, ya don't, so you're gonna have to find another willing party.

You a...need some help or something?

[Locked] herr_skitzo February 13 2009, 05:04:36 UTC

I am certainly not used to zis. I could use instruction.

Und a pair of pants.

Re: [Locked] hockeykixgal February 13 2009, 05:10:23 UTC

...Yeah. Man meat = do not fucking want.

Here, dunno if they'll fit you or not but it's something for the time being.

[Attatched: boxers, a pair of Mack's pants and a hockey jersey...no, not a good one, a cheap Vancouver Giants one.]

Re: [Locked] herr_skitzo February 13 2009, 05:20:43 UTC

But it dangles und is fun to play with!

Oh well, more for me!

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IT'S ALL LOOSE UND FLOWY!

Re: [Locked] hockeykixgal February 13 2009, 05:30:00 UTC

...Ugh, men.

Better learn to masturbate quick from the sounds of it.

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...

Wait. I'm BIGGER than you? WHAT THE FUCK. I mean, I KNOW I'm tall for a chick but...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!?!?!?

Re: [Locked] herr_skitzo February 13 2009, 05:38:52 UTC

You say zat, und I feel insulted.

But zen I just zink zat I can use zis to my advantage.

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Just enjoy it? You won't be bigger zan me for long.

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