This shit is all fuckin Bananas......B-A-N-A-N-A-S
LOL, This summer has been intersting. So fuckin interesting.
1.)Moving soon (but not)
2.)New Girl i met
3.)Car Accident
4.)Dad and soon to be wifey (wife..EE)
5.)I didnt need to see that.
6.)Car Accident 2
7.)Step-Sister Drama
8.)Dead Cat
9.)New Dog..(sweet)
10)I have a cast.
Now let me explain....lmao.
#1 im moving to California. Sopossed to be going to La Seirra High. But nooo....not untill like October...but maybe im not moving at all becasuse of number 4.
#2 i met this girl at a party right? And we hit it off really well, and i was like..HELL YEA. She gave me her # and i was all hyped up, i call her the next day, and we talked and she asked where i lived so she could come pick me up (b/c of number 3) and she said ok i will be there soon. And as soon as she was there she just kept staring at the house...and said...omg. Is your dad....Michael....omg...i was like yeah, why. Shes like, well your kinda sorta, my cousin soon. Her fuckin aunt is MY DAD'S GIRLFRIEND. Jerry Springer Shit.
#3 My car accident. IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. i was driving how i was sopossed to, i was NOT drunk, i was GOING TO WORK, and as im pulling into the parking lot for the coffee house (my job) and all of the sudden BAM he came flying out of the parking lot and fucked my car up. Oh...i came out of my car screaming my fool head off....and it turned out that he was actually breaking into my bosses car and was taking off as fast as he could and i was blocking his escape....sweet....i guess.....the boss gave me an extra days pay, and i put that towards my car being repared...although my dads insurance paid most of it...but damnit. MY BLACK GRAND AM. Fuck Head.
#4 My dad proposed to his girlfriend..Rebeccah. They are getting married Next spring. The final date isnt made yet. I really dont like her, she treats me like im fuckin 5. "Hi Shawners, how was work today, were people nice.?" Ok, im not a fuckin loner lady, and if you talk to me like in 2 again im going to dump my cup of hot coffee on your 2 members of the itty bity titty comitee. Yea, that was after a bad day at work, and that got me the weekend in the house helping "Beccah" cook and clean. SHE MADE ME WEAR A FUCKIN LACEY APRON. i dont care if i have to cook...i like to cook....but dont put in in a pink and white LACEY apron. God. Shes on fuckin prozac i swear.
#5 Then i walked into the house after a late night at work. THEY WERE FUCKING ON THE COUCH. Mind you.... its where im sleeping becasue my uncle is staying at our house and i gave up my room for the week. I SLEEP WHERE THEY WERE FUCKING. God damn. I slept on the floor. Thats just...nightmares. Sick.
#6 Mike and Cecelia got in a car accident, it wasnt a fatal car accident, it was more a STUPID accident. lol. Hmm, let me recap this one. They were driving home from the whole dinner and a movie ordeal, and were kissing and kanoodling and bam...Mike swerved and hit a....TREE! HahHA. They were fine, they have no broken bones...they just feel stupid..the car was totaled, but it was a junker so it was no big deal. lmao
#7 Riley Riley Riley. Lay off the partying hunnie. She was at a party and was...well um..."dancing" on the table, and some drunk jackass pulled her down by her ankles and was like "how bout you give me a dance babe" and she shrugged him off he yanks her back and says give me a fuckin dance or im going to force more on ya. Riley punches that bastard on the floor and it was all good. They cops never found out, but my family isnt too happy with her and the guy (ryans older brother 27) has a wonderful shiner. LOL (props to ryan for the pictures...lol)
#8 Thank god that fuckin cat finally died. lol im kidding, but whatever. It broke my digital camera LillyLou my roommates girlfriends cat, died, it got into something under the sink, it was for cleaning, and it was acting all weird for a day or so, and boom, we found it dead under the couch. Rachelle is just devestated.
#9 So we got a new dog, becuase surprisingly the apartment allows pets, its a puppy Golden Retreiver. We named him Brinkley. So adorable, i ahve a soft spot for dogs. Rachelle is coping well, by keeping the dog occupied.
#10 And last but not least, i have a cast. On my arm, because it got broken in the car accident. No big deal, its just a white cast, and its basically black, cuz the ppl i work with signed it, my usual cutomers, and of course my friends....and guess what guys..its my left hand so i can still jack off...(kidding) woo hoo.
Well on that note, i updated, and im off work today, so im going to lay around the house and eat in front of the T.V....and im really hoping that "Beccah" dosent come home...or im going to throw shit at her. Fuckin soon to be STEP MOM. Holy shit im going to die.
1.)Moving soon (but not)
2.)New Girl i met
3.)Car Accident
4.)Dad and soon to be wifey (wife..EE)
5.)I didnt need to see that.
6.)Car Accident 2
7.)Step-Sister Drama
8.)Dead Cat
9.)New Dog..(sweet)
10)I have a cast.
Now let me explain....lmao.
#1 im moving to California. Sopossed to be going to La Seirra High. But nooo....not untill like October...but maybe im not moving at all becasuse of number 4.
#2 i met this girl at a party right? And we hit it off really well, and i was like..HELL YEA. She gave me her # and i was all hyped up, i call her the next day, and we talked and she asked where i lived so she could come pick me up (b/c of number 3) and she said ok i will be there soon. And as soon as she was there she just kept staring at the house...and said...omg. Is your dad....Michael....omg...i was like yeah, why. Shes like, well your kinda sorta, my cousin soon. Her fuckin aunt is MY DAD'S GIRLFRIEND. Jerry Springer Shit.
#3 My car accident. IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. i was driving how i was sopossed to, i was NOT drunk, i was GOING TO WORK, and as im pulling into the parking lot for the coffee house (my job) and all of the sudden BAM he came flying out of the parking lot and fucked my car up. Oh...i came out of my car screaming my fool head off....and it turned out that he was actually breaking into my bosses car and was taking off as fast as he could and i was blocking his escape....sweet....i guess.....the boss gave me an extra days pay, and i put that towards my car being repared...although my dads insurance paid most of it...but damnit. MY BLACK GRAND AM. Fuck Head.
#4 My dad proposed to his girlfriend..Rebeccah. They are getting married Next spring. The final date isnt made yet. I really dont like her, she treats me like im fuckin 5. "Hi Shawners, how was work today, were people nice.?" Ok, im not a fuckin loner lady, and if you talk to me like in 2 again im going to dump my cup of hot coffee on your 2 members of the itty bity titty comitee. Yea, that was after a bad day at work, and that got me the weekend in the house helping "Beccah" cook and clean. SHE MADE ME WEAR A FUCKIN LACEY APRON. i dont care if i have to cook...i like to cook....but dont put in in a pink and white LACEY apron. God. Shes on fuckin prozac i swear.
#5 Then i walked into the house after a late night at work. THEY WERE FUCKING ON THE COUCH. Mind you.... its where im sleeping becasue my uncle is staying at our house and i gave up my room for the week. I SLEEP WHERE THEY WERE FUCKING. God damn. I slept on the floor. Thats just...nightmares. Sick.
#6 Mike and Cecelia got in a car accident, it wasnt a fatal car accident, it was more a STUPID accident. lol. Hmm, let me recap this one. They were driving home from the whole dinner and a movie ordeal, and were kissing and kanoodling and bam...Mike swerved and hit a....TREE! HahHA. They were fine, they have no broken bones...they just feel stupid..the car was totaled, but it was a junker so it was no big deal. lmao
#7 Riley Riley Riley. Lay off the partying hunnie. She was at a party and was...well um..."dancing" on the table, and some drunk jackass pulled her down by her ankles and was like "how bout you give me a dance babe" and she shrugged him off he yanks her back and says give me a fuckin dance or im going to force more on ya. Riley punches that bastard on the floor and it was all good. They cops never found out, but my family isnt too happy with her and the guy (ryans older brother 27) has a wonderful shiner. LOL (props to ryan for the pictures...lol)
#8 Thank god that fuckin cat finally died. lol im kidding, but whatever. It broke my digital camera LillyLou my roommates girlfriends cat, died, it got into something under the sink, it was for cleaning, and it was acting all weird for a day or so, and boom, we found it dead under the couch. Rachelle is just devestated.
#9 So we got a new dog, becuase surprisingly the apartment allows pets, its a puppy Golden Retreiver. We named him Brinkley. So adorable, i ahve a soft spot for dogs. Rachelle is coping well, by keeping the dog occupied.
#10 And last but not least, i have a cast. On my arm, because it got broken in the car accident. No big deal, its just a white cast, and its basically black, cuz the ppl i work with signed it, my usual cutomers, and of course my friends....and guess what guys..its my left hand so i can still jack off...(kidding) woo hoo.
Well on that note, i updated, and im off work today, so im going to lay around the house and eat in front of the T.V....and im really hoping that "Beccah" dosent come home...or im going to throw shit at her. Fuckin soon to be STEP MOM. Holy shit im going to die.